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I can agree with that. :P

Why women live longer than men.

I didnt much care for Gilbert Gottfried.

Still don't want to believe Georgie is gone, I'm just getting over Bill Hicks's death. George Carlin at his best. This is my favorite piece from his routine. OK now here's something that only those that are truly into stand up comedy will understand. It's a good way to sort out the Saturday night live crowd from the true aficionados of comedy. When ever someone says to me "what's your favorite joke", I always say "The Aristocrats" and most people usually look puzzled but there's always one or two that make eye contact and grin. So you properly understand what all this is about, here's George Carlin explaining the joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRS_2HgPPys George has performed this joke but I can't find it right now, but that doesn't matter becasue Gilbert Gottfried takes the Aristocrats to the edge of the envelope with his performance .. although I have heard a more extreme version if you can believe it and I think George Carlin told it. Right I can not press the point hard enough that this is extreme comedy so even if you don't think you're easily offended think twice about clicking this link. You can run searches for The Aristocrats to see how big the following of this joke is but it's one of those things you either get it or you think its nonsense.

I have that video of Georgie, graywolf..you should see his last performance "Its Bad for You". His best AFAIK. I was supposed to go see George Carlin in april when he came here to denver. My bank held my check for 2 weeks which made it impossible for me to go see him. He died 2 months later. I left my bank not too long after that.

Cosmo, that was funny as hell! That reminds me of when Glenn Danzig got ****ed up by one of his fans when he started shit he couldnt handle.

George Carlin!! Classic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dSm7VnaNGL4 :D

You come to shoot, shoot don't talk :) . http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=41633397

LMFAO!!!! jesus christ hitman that was funny!

I was stuck in traffic yesterday and just kinda thought it would be fun to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my Jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

Thee Evasion Technique

LMAO .. if that's how he got his arms so big then he cant have anything left down there :D. Oh wait... he has boobs.. No penis so does he even qualify as a man? I guess I should have called him Mrs. Popeye ;).

Looks like a wanker.

The real Popeye :D

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