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Friday's Joke


theGozr

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Well today it's friday and time to relax soon.

From our good friend Crooked-Bird at IOCL:

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A C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to

him.

 

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went

into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb! He then finished with a

sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

 

 

 

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.

 

The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"

 

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and then the C-130 pilot

came back on and said "What did you think of that?"

 

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"

 

The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the

back, took a piss , then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll.

Fly it like you stole it..

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Here is something similar:

 

During a long and boring flight a F-15 pilot starts to boast. He says to B-52 which he's escorting:

- "Everything You'll do, I can do two times faster and two times better."

- "OK, try this" - the B-52 crew replied.

 

After 5 minutes of steady flight, impatient fighter pilot asks:

- "Well, what the hell have you done? You did nothing at all."

- "Not exactly. Five minutes ago, we shut down two our engines".

 

EDIT: oops, nscode was faster. Nevermind, forget it.

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