Black_Hawk Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 MALE COURSES: Model 1: 1. Learn how to live without your mother (2000 hours) 2. My wife is not my mother (350 hours) 3. Understanding that football is just a sport (500 hours) Model 2: 1. Don't be jealous on your kids (50 hours) 2. Don't talk absurdities when your wife has a visit (500 hours) 3. Overcoming the remote-control syndrome (550 hours) Bonus: 4. Not urinating around the toilet (100 hours + practical work) 5. Understanding that the shoes won't move into the closed by them self (800 hours) 6. Finding a route to the dirty laundry box without getting lost in the process (500 hours) 7. Surviving a cold without a drama (100 hours) Model 3: 1. Ironing a shirt in less then 2 hours (practical work) 2. Digesting without throwing up while she's washing the dishes (practical work) Model 4: 1. Beginner level: Household items (schemes with slides) ON - To turn it ON OFF - To turn it OFF 2. Advanced level: My first Maggy soup without boiling down (practical work) DISCUSSION SUBJECTS: (Because of the complexity of the subjects only 8 candidates can attend it at once) Subject 1: Ironing - from the washing machine to the closet - that mysterious process Subject 2: Dangers of filling the ice box with water (demonstration and slides) Subject 3: You and electronics - economical advantages of calling a craftsman Subject 4: Latest scientific discoveries - cooking and taking out the trash do NOT cause impotence Subject 5: Even though you are married to her you can buy her flowers (a conversation with a psychiatrist) Subject 6: Toilet paper - does it grow itself on the stand? Subject 7: Taking down the toilet cover - step by step (video conference from Harvard) Subject 8: Detergents - dosing and usage (practical work in an open field) Subject 9: Basic differences between the dirty laundry box and the floor (lab experiment) Subject 10: Male passenger - is it genetically possible that he doesn't comment while she is parking? Subject 11: Communication: mental practices for understanding - if something is in a drawer, then don't ask "which one?" but try to find it yourself Subject 12: Can the coffee mug fly it's way to the sink? (practical part done by David Copperfield) 159th GAR LockOnFiles CAW Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51GRIZZLY Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 LOL !! Good one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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