AG-51_Sabot Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 After catching a 1 wire, "You know we could always bolter..." "There is an art … to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy https://www.cag-51.org/contact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiraTheCat Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 "The bad news is it's a one wire, but the good news is... we're the only ones who are going to get a no grade!" Sure, Jester. Sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurts Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 After a 'firm' 3 wire. "Man, my Chiropractor is going to love you" Why are all the best ones on landing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildwind Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 I felt like murdering him when struggling to hit the basket. "a little bit to the right, a bit to the left, a bit to the right, ...." I know, shut up!!!! :D I know, right? I don't mind him making jokes while refueling, but the backseat driving can be a bit maddening. (Don't get me wrong, I really like Jester, just this one thing drives me a little nuts). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB3DG Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 Why didn’t you record jester saying stuff like this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carss Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 After trapping on the carrier successfully...... "Don't look back but the LSO's got a boner" :megalol: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Planes: FC3, P-51, F-86, F-5E, Mirage 2000, F/A-18, F-14, F-16, Mig-19P :joystick: ED pls gib A-4 and F-4 :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carss Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 Just today, Jester told me on a nice 3-wire that the LSO had a boner lol. Still rated as a Cut in Supercarrier, though. I had the quote before the Supercarrier when I trapped on the Stennis [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Planes: FC3, P-51, F-86, F-5E, Mirage 2000, F/A-18, F-14, F-16, Mig-19P :joystick: ED pls gib A-4 and F-4 :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanPDX Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 During those 2-day test I loved one specific type: Jester: Enemy, 2 o' clock low! *enemy 8 o'clock high, turning hard right at my tail* Is this guy using Sundial? I've had similar experiences, Does Jester reference off of the horizon or off of the wings for his WVR calls? -Bigfoot, "Jack of All Trades, Master of None" F-14A/B Tomcat, C-101, UH-1H, Ka-50, SA342, Su-25T, FC3, F/A-18C Persian Gulf, Supercarrier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_dalan Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Why didn’t you record jester saying stuff like this? The best one i've had yet was something like "oh, have we landed? When did that happen? I didn't feel a thing" or something like that. I can't get to come up again :megalol: Modules: FC3, Mirage 2000C, Harrier AV-8B NA, F-5, AJS-37 Viggen, F-14B, F-14A, Combined Arms, F/A-18C, F-16C, MiG-19P, F-86, MiG-15, FW-190A, Spitfire Mk IX, UH-1 Huey, Su-25, P-51PD, Caucasus map, Nevada map, Persian Gulf map, Marianas map, Syria Map, Super Carrier, Sinai map, Mosquito, P-51, AH-64 Apache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draconus Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 When I feel like smooth landing he says it was "like lying on the sofa" :) Win10 i7-10700KF 32GB RTX3060 Rift S T16000M HOTAS FC3, F-14A/B, F-15E CA SC NTTR, PG, Syria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildwind Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 I definitely have a new favorite, after a particularly bad landing (all my carrier landings are bad, really, though I am slowly getting better at it)... Jester: Any harder and you'll have direct hangar access! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaskan Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 My favorite is him saying "Roger that poopin' tanks!" When I tell him to jett tanks. I've only gotten it to come up twice most of the times its a simply "Roger that tanks are gone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Jockey Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 On 11/7/2020 at 6:05 PM, draconus said: When I feel like smooth landing he says it was "like lying on the sofa" Also heard that one from him when doing a very soft landing at the airbase's tarmac. Today I've heard the following, after missing the carrier wires several times in bad weather: " Could you please take us down the next time; I really have to take a s***. " Hangar FC3 | F-14A/B | F-16C | F/A-18C | MiG-21bis | Mirage 2000C ... ... JA 37 | Kfir | MiG-23 | Mirage IIIE Mi-8 MTV2 system i7-4790 K , 16 GB DDR3 , GTX 1660 Ti 6GB , Samsung 860 QVO 1TB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar98 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 (edited) Boing, BOING, Bolteeerrrrrr! Edited December 6, 2020 by Northstar98 Modules I own: F-14A/B, Mi-24P, AV-8B N/A, AJS 37, F-5E-3, MiG-21bis, F-16CM, F/A-18C, Supercarrier, Mi-8MTV2, UH-1H, Mirage 2000C, FC3, MiG-15bis, Ka-50, A-10C (+ A-10C II), P-47D, P-51D, C-101, Yak-52, WWII Assets, CA, NS430, Hawk. Terrains I own: South Atlantic, Syria, The Channel, SoH/PG, Marianas. System: GIGABYTE B650 AORUS ELITE AX, AMD Ryzen 5 7600, Corsair Vengeance DDR5-5200 32 GB, Western Digital Black SN850X 1 TB (DCS dedicated) & 2 TB NVMe SSDs, Corsair RM850X 850 W, NZXT H7 Flow, MSI G274CV. Peripherals: VKB Gunfighter Mk.II w. MCG Pro, MFG Crosswind V3 Graphite, Logitech Extreme 3D Pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thHunt Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 "Four wire, and you didn't break my neck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyvandelft Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 "Ooooh Candy"Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon1-1 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 My first Tomcat trap, a messy affair ending with a one wire catch. Jester: "At least we didn't crash into the back of the boat..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PicklePicklePickle Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 My favorite quote is the panicked "AAHHH!" when i fly too low defensive and he ejects leaving me with no canopy. [Maximus XIII Hero] [i9-11900K (5.5Ghz)] [RTX3090] [128GB G.Skill @3800Mhz] [Samsung 980Pro] [Index/G2/8K+/8KX/VP2] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trol Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 "The sink rate is too high!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thHunt Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I just found out that Jester's landing jokes also apply to runway landings. "One-hundred...Fifty...Twenty...Ten...Retard, Retard...ha ha, just kidding!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurts Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 New Stuff from the 2.7 update. When at low speed speed in ACM. "...and you wonder why I keep ejecting on you." "I'm Morgan Freeman, and I can walk faster than this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Greg Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 I got one after a speed callout the other day. "230, illuminati confirmed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven (Elysian Angel) Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 When you're a "bit" fast at the merge: "Engaging warp drive!" 2 Spoiler Ryzen 9 5900X | 64GB G.Skill TridentZ 3600 | Gigabyte RX6900XT | ASUS ROG Strix X570-E GAMING | Samsung 990Pro 2TB + 960Pro 1TB NMVe | HP Reverb G2 Pro Flight Trainer Puma | VIRPIL MT-50CM2+3 base / CM2 x2 grip with 200 mm S-curve extension + CM3 throttle + CP2/3 + FSSB R3L + VPC Rotor TCS Plus base with SharKa-50 grip mounted on Monstertech MFC-1 | TPR rudder pedals OpenXR | PD 1.0 | 100% render resolution | DCS "HIGH" preset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spurts Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 "Speed is 420.... How high ARE we?" honestly took me a sec because I was at low level. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank50us Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) Did a Birds and the Bees with GR some time ago, and after doing a full burn take-off with a 430 roll and peel, Jester went "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" But I've also heard him say "Use the force" when trying to gun down a Mig19 on my groups training server. but in my quest to refuel... "Oh common man stop teasin' it!" (Seriously, someone make an AAR visual aid for those of us struggling!) Edited May 3, 2021 by Tank50us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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