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I felt like murdering him when struggling to hit the basket. "a little bit to the right, a bit to the left, a bit to the right, ...." I know, shut up!!!! :D

 

I know, right? I don't mind him making jokes while refueling, but the backseat driving can be a bit maddening.

 

(Don't get me wrong, I really like Jester, just this one thing drives me a little nuts).

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Just today, Jester told me on a nice 3-wire that the LSO had a boner lol. Still rated as a Cut in Supercarrier, though.

 

I had the quote before the Supercarrier when I trapped on the Stennis

[sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]

 

 

Planes: FC3, P-51, F-86, F-5E, Mirage 2000, F/A-18, F-14, F-16, Mig-19P :joystick:

 

ED pls gib A-4 and F-4 :cry:

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During those 2-day test I loved one specific type:

 

Jester: Enemy, 2 o' clock low!

*enemy 8 o'clock high, turning hard right at my tail*

Is this guy using Sundial?

 

I've had similar experiences, Does Jester reference off of the horizon or off of the wings for his WVR calls?

-Bigfoot,

"Jack of All Trades, Master of None"

F-14A/B Tomcat, C-101, UH-1H, Ka-50, SA342, Su-25T, FC3, F/A-18C

Persian Gulf, Supercarrier

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Why didn’t you record jester saying stuff like this?

 

 

The best one i've had yet was something like "oh, have we landed? When did that happen? I didn't feel a thing" or something like that. I can't get to come up again :megalol:

Modules: FC3, Mirage 2000C, Harrier AV-8B NA, F-5, AJS-37 Viggen, F-14B, F-14A, Combined Arms, F/A-18C, F-16C, MiG-19P, F-86, MiG-15, FW-190A, Spitfire Mk IX, UH-1 Huey, Su-25, P-51PD, Caucasus map, Nevada map, Persian Gulf map, Marianas map, Syria Map, Super Carrier, Sinai map, Mosquito, P-51, AH-64 Apache

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On 11/7/2020 at 6:05 PM, draconus said:

When I feel like smooth landing he says it was "like lying on the sofa" 🙂

 

Also heard that one from him when doing a very soft landing at the airbase's tarmac.

 

Today I've heard the following, after missing the carrier wires several times in bad weather:

 

" Could you please take us down the next time; I really have to take a s***. "   😄

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Boing, BOING, Bolteeerrrrrr! 

 

 

 


Edited by Northstar98

Modules I own: F-14A/B, Mi-24P, AV-8B N/A, AJS 37, F-5E-3, MiG-21bis, F-16CM, F/A-18C, Supercarrier, Mi-8MTV2, UH-1H, Mirage 2000C, FC3, MiG-15bis, Ka-50, A-10C (+ A-10C II), P-47D, P-51D, C-101, Yak-52, WWII Assets, CA, NS430, Hawk.

Terrains I own: South Atlantic, Syria, The Channel, SoH/PG, Marianas.

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When you're a "bit" fast at the merge: 
"Engaging warp drive!"

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Did a Birds and the Bees with GR some time ago, and after doing a full burn take-off with a 430 roll and peel, Jester went "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

 

But I've also heard him say "Use the force" when trying to gun down a Mig19 on my groups training server.

 

but in my quest to refuel... "Oh common man stop teasin' it!" (Seriously, someone make an AAR visual aid for those of us struggling!)


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