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So this is where development effort is going given the current state of the rest of the sim?

 

If everything worked and was complete this might be slightly funny. It's none of those things though.

 

Yea, developers dont have any free time, so how could a developer use some of their free time to create and implement this fantastic april fools joke. Easter eggs tend to be created in developers free time, you know ;).

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Yea, developers dont have any free time, so how could a developer use some of their free time to create and implement this fantastic april fools joke. Easter eggs tend to be created in developers free time, you know ;).

 

They should use their free time for themselves, not for sabotaging the sim product we pay real money for.

 

LOL! Just saw someone post this. Exactly!!!

 

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2020/03/local-psychopath-still-planning-on-celebrating-april-fools-day/

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This is brilliant. Nearly as good as the backlash about the Matrix G-lock april fools joke last year, where one fella even threatened to sue :megalol:.

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Great, i get one day off to fly and this is what i am rewarded with thanks ED :doh:

 

Fix: https://forums.eagle.ru/showpost.php?p=4267833&postcount=60

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I dont get the need to be funny. Like the F16 is not a JOKE already!

 

My thoughts exactly. Nothing funny about wasting time coding a joke when you've got one of the worst optimized games I've seen.

 

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Slot Machine Gear Handle Fix

 

Here is a file to remove the effect of the "Easter egg". Just place this file in your "C:\Users\<your name>\Saved Games\DCS.openbeta" folder. All it is is a .cfg file with a one line "notFunny2020 = true" statement.

 

Enjoy.

 

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autoexec.cfg

Savvy

 

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My thoughts exactly. Nothing funny about wasting time coding a joke when you've got one of the worst optimized games I've seen.

 

Dude, if you think that and have all these toxic words, all that unhappiness, get out. Stop buying the modules and go play another game, but stop posting demotivating words. The ED guys wanted to make a joke and you and others come in with this bad mood. Even more so at that moment. No one needs to read or hear words like that. As if you and other things in the world were perfect. Stay quiet. Carpe Diem

 

Really cool ED. Really a nice surprise on April 1st. :megalol: :joystick:


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Really nice usage of ressources... maybe you could have tried to fix the deplorable VR performance instead?

 

Exactly.

 

It came out on time too. (In fact, does this explain why this week's update was on a Tuesday instead of today as usual? Seems like they bent over backwards to meet THIS deadline!)

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With all that is going on in the world today, a funny Easter Egg for one day in DCS falls way the heck down on my radar scale - not even a tiny blip.

Smile a little and have fun for goodness sake!!

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Dude, if you think that and have all these toxic words, all that unhappiness, get out. Stop buying the modules and go play another game, but stop posting demotivating words. The ED guys wanted to make a joke and you and others come in with this bad mood. Even more so at that moment. No one needs to read or hear words like that. As if you and other things in the world were perfect. Stay quiet. Carpe Diem

 

difficult to enjoy the joke when the sim has been unplayable for more than one month..

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Landin Gear Animation

 

Dear ED, please review the landing gear animation in the left MFD. It is not funny when the gear and the flaps do not react in the normal way. Probably a virus in your team?

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difficult to enjoy the joke when the sim has been unplayable for more than one month..

 

What do you mean, not playable? I play it every day online on the servers for more than 3 hours and have fun every day. I think you just want to see things that don't work, as opposed to seeing or the other side of the coin (which is very big) that is working. That is the difference between people. Some see the glass as half empty. Others see the glass as half full. Go on with life and stay there with your bad mood


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What do you mean, not playable? I play it every day online on the servers for more than 3 hours and have fun every day. I think you just want to see things that don't work, as opposed to seeing or the other side of the coin (which is very big) that is working.

 

It is a 30% reduction in perf in VR with everything turned down so it doesn't even look good. So yes sorry but it is pretty unplayable for me.

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What do you mean, not playable? I play it every day online on the servers for more than 3 hours and have fun every day. I think you just want to see things that don't work, as opposed to seeing or the other side of the coin (which is very big) that is working. That is the difference between people. Some see the glass as half empty. Others see the glass as half full. Go on with life and stay there with your bad mood

 

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Really nice usage of ressources... maybe you could have tried to fix the deplorable VR performance instead?

 

Oh, you're a project manager. Nice. Maybe see if ED are hiring.

 

Developers are allowed to have fun you know.

 

 

Thanks ED for the chuckle, and the lashings of salt. :thumbup:

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Thankyou , for the fix,,,,,, Ed is too funny

 

Saved Games/DCS.openbeta/Config/autoexec.cfg:

notFunny2020 = true

create the file if it does not exist.

 

 

Thanks for the Fix

 

NOT REAL Without it


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Some of you guys really need to check and see if you still have a sense of humour. This is a video game, we are all sat at home pretending to be fighter pilots. Try and have some fun once in a while. If you cannot stand it then just for today set your system date to 2nd of April and carry on being grumpy, or do one of the other fixes mentioned earlier in this thread.

 

Good Job ED!:lol:

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