Andrew_McP Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ...you look up on your way home from work and think: Mmm, LOMAC cloud. http://www.andrew.mcp.dsl.pipex.com/sky.jpg Andrew McP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmut Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 :D good one! "There are five dangerous faults which may affect a general: recklessness, which leads to destruction; cowardice, which leads to capture; a hasty temper, which can be provoked by insults; a delicacy of honor which is sensitive to shame; over-solicitude for his men, which exposes him to worry and trouble." Sun Tzu [sigpic]http://forums.eagle.ru/signaturepics/sigpic2354_5.gif[/sigpic] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Hehe indeed! ;) Of course this begs the question, how was the framerate...? :p Caretaker ED Beta Test Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormin Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 When someone cuts me off in traffic I try to switch to guns... if only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorlac Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Trying to select firing chaff and flares whilst whizzing past a speed camera on my motorcycle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlon Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 get realy,realy pissed of becuase a sertern softwarecompany dont update their website.. :p [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega Oska Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Freaking funny, Andrew: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ....you start playing Silent Hunter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn-V Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 good one Zorlac. Remember the same thread in Lomac UBI forums.. Ok, here's mine... ... switching on your car lights and wait for a "shoot, shoot" cue :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allochtoon Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ... you want to pres CTRL -EEE- when your mother-in-law enters your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoomBoy27 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ... in MS Word you start to move the cursor by COMMA, PERIOD, SLASH/, SEMI_COLON and then wish you could program it into your flight-stick. ZoomBoy My Flight Sims Page - Link to My Blog - Sims and Things - DCS Stuff++ - Up-to-Speed Guides to the old Lockon A10A and Su-25T - Some missions [needs update] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGTharos Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ... in MS Word you start to move the cursor by COMMA, PERIOD, SLASH/, SEMI_COLON and then wish you could program it into your flight-stick. Well ... You can! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Reminder: SAM = Speed Bump :D I used to play flight sims like you, but then I took a slammer to the knee - Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Feedback Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 You stare at a pond on a sunny day wondering how such high fps is possible. Creedence Clearwater Revival:worthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlon Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 you start your car, then just sit there and wait for it to spool up..... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quirkitized Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Whenever your driving in traffic, instead of trailing a car you always attempt to ride side by side, continuing to look at the other driver. While they dont know it, there lead point and your following formation.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlon Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ..when you check if the 1.1 is realeased 500 times a day... just in case.. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven68 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Whenever your driving in traffic, instead of trailing a car you always attempt to ride side by side, continuing to look at the other driver. While they dont know it, there lead point and your following formation.... :D ROFL...that's me too Quirk. I do he same thing :D:D Intel i5-9600K @ 3.7GHz Gigabyte Z370XP SLI Mobo G.SKILL Ripjaws V Series 32GB (2 x 16GB) 288-Pin DDR4 GIGABYTE GeForce RTX 2070 8GB 256-Bit GDDR6(Assume the latest driver version) Thermaltake Water 3.0 Certified Liquid Cooling System Windows 10 Professional Oculus Rift-S /TrackIR 5 in case VR dies Thrustmaster HOTAS Warthog w/ Thrustmaster T-Flight Rudder Pedals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueSqdn Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Whenever your driving in traffic, instead of trailing a car you always attempt to ride side by side, continuing to look at the other driver. While they dont know it, there lead point and your following formation.... "I'm not tailgating, I'm DRAFTING!" Ok, that's NASCAR, not LOMAC. ;) Oh, and Raven.... get rid of that damn ugly sig! (Go Wolfpack!) :p DEFENSOR FORTIS Spoiler Systems: Falcon NW Talon: Ryzen 9 5950X @4.9GHz, 64GB DDR4, RTX 3090 FE; Falcon NW Mach V: Core i7 3930K @3.2GHz, 32GB DDR3, GTX 1080 FE Cockpit: MonsterTech MTX F, 42" 4K TV, HP Reverb G2, Oculus Rift S, PointCTRL Controls: RS F16SGRH CE, RS F18CGRH, VPC T-50CM2, VFX, WarBRD (Grips); VPC T-50CM2, RS FSSB R3L (Bases); Winwing F/A-18C, VPC T-50CM3, VPC T-50CM, TM Warthog, Cougar (Throttles); VPC ACE2 (Rudders) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlon Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ..staying up all night editing a lomac movie.. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51GRIZZLY Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 ......When your car Blocks its breakes because you tried to tourn right With your " rudder " pedals :icon_roll :icon_redf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnzacPT Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 when you start answering your wife: "roger" "wilco" and so on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsoul2k Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 when you start answering your wife: "roger" "wilco" and so on... or when her mother get in house and you say ....SCRAMBLE !!SCRAMBLE !! ENEMY IN BOUND REQUEST PERMISSION TO ENGAGE lol Rodrigo Monteiro LOCKON 1.12 AMD 3.8 X2 64 2G DDR ATI X1800XT 512 SAITEK X-36 AND VERY SOON TRACKIR-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnzacPT Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 or when her mother get in house and you say ....SCRAMBLE !!SCRAMBLE !! ENEMY IN BOUND REQUEST PERMISSION TO ENGAGE lol My dear friend... the Rules Of Engagement regarding Mothers-In-Law don´t need for permission to engage... you should shoot in sight or even better in BVR range if possible to save you your wife´s lecture... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlon Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 ..You get in a car acident , and you calmly explain to the other car driver that he should just return to his homebase, turn of his engine for 3 minuts and the damage should be fixed .. ;) [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruggbutt Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 I was in traffic today looking around and I noticed that it was as smooth as my TrackIR was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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