stevieray Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 When you're at your urologist and you think you hear him conclude that your P-Bil is stuck in 5-mil. AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT -------------------------------- Asus Sabertooth X79, Intel I7 4320K, 8GB Crucial Ballistic DDR3 1600 RAM, Nvidia GTX 750 1GB, 120GB Crucial SSD, Dell 24" LCD, TIR-5, Saitek X52 Pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=Mac= Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 When you are roaring down the highway at night about twice the legal limit and you're peering carefully at the left and right sides of the road looking for radar installations and you wish like hell you had the targeting pod to ground stabilize and zoom in. Or the RWR. The Hornet is best at killing things on the ground. Now, if we could just get a GAU-8 in the nose next to the AN/APG-65, a titanium tub around the pilot, and a couple of J-58 engines in the tail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowhand Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 When you go to Home depot with out the wife to get paint for the house and you get 5 gallons of Battleship Grey and 3 gallons of tropical Green instead... [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] SMOKE'M:smoke: IF YA GOT'M!:gun_rifle: H2o Cooler I7 9700k GA 390x MB Win 10 pro Evga RTX 2070 8Gig DD5 32 Gig Corsair Vengence, 2T SSD. TM.Warthog:joystick: :punk:, CV-1:matrix:,3x23" monitors, Tm MFD's, Saitek pro rudders wrapped up in 2 sheets of plywood:megalol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookie1983 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I'm affraid I can't even find the right words . It's been 4 years... I think I might need help.... :unsure: Nah! It's fine! I don't need to take a break! Yup! I'm totally fine! :joystick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayPee Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 When she tells you you're much nicer when she allows you a weekly dose of undisturbed simming... i7 4790K: 4.8GHz, 1.328V (manual) MSI GTX 970: 1,504MHz core, 1.250V, 8GHz memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieray Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) When your friend's kid who is playing MineCraft tells you he is building a mansion by the lake, and you tell him "Cool; tell JTAC to give me the 9-line and I'll come by and shaq it with a JDAM." ------------------------------------------ In the morning, when it takes you a minute to realize that you actually CAN drive to work WITHOUT wearing your TrackIR cap. ---------------------------------------- When this is like your 19th post to this topic.. Edited July 21, 2014 by stevieray Fix typoe AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT -------------------------------- Asus Sabertooth X79, Intel I7 4320K, 8GB Crucial Ballistic DDR3 1600 RAM, Nvidia GTX 750 1GB, 120GB Crucial SSD, Dell 24" LCD, TIR-5, Saitek X52 Pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlawal2 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you start searching for your particular disorder on this thread. PRICELESS :megalol: "Pride is a poor substitute for intelligence." RAMBO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahdoh Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you pry my cold dead fingers from the Thrustmaster Warthog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkateZilla Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 ....When you mistake the Check Engine Light on your dash for an SA-11 Windows 10 Pro, Ryzen 2700X @ 4.6Ghz, 32GB DDR4-3200 GSkill (F4-3200C16D-16GTZR x2), ASRock X470 Taichi Ultimate, XFX RX6800XT Merc 310 (RX-68XTALFD9) 3x ASUS VS248HP + Oculus HMD, Thrustmaster Warthog HOTAS + MFDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flagrum Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 ... when you are driving on the highway ... and try to "aim" with that dirt spot/dead fly/rain drop on your windshield at the car in front of you ... :gun_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drsgfire Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you played for an hour. I'm doing good to stop after 3 hours :) How about this: You know it's time to take a break when you fight every urge to stop because your butt cheeks are buzzing from being asleep for the past 30 minutes, and when you stand up… you find that your nuts were asleep too… lol :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondLife Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 When you try and hit the active pause button to go get a coffee while driving your car down the freeway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 when dinner gets cold in the oven because I didn't hear the timer go off... Win 10, Gigabyte Aorus Ultra with i5 9600KF @ 4.6GHz, 32G DDR4 3200 RAM, GTX 1070, TrackIR 5, TM Warthog stick on VPC Warbird base, Warthog Throttle for jets & helis, CH Throttle Quadrant for props, CH Pro Pedals, 500GB SSDs for installed sims :gun_smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersheep Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 when dinner gets cold in the oven because I didn't hear the timer go off... Mine usually pulls a chameleon, stays hot and makes itself noticeable :( The PVC Pipe Joystick Stand How to thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berndt Mangler Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) I'm sure already stated, but... When I reach for my UFC to type this message, and realize mid way through, Where the Hell is the ? And I was faster using the UFC than using my Keyboard...yup.. Time to quit. Edited July 24, 2014 by spokejocky me no lpels so doog [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] MoBo: SaberTooth P67 B3 CPU: i7 2600K OC'd 4.434 Cooling: H100, Nine Asorted Fans GPU: EVGA Drvr344.75 GTX 780 and 580 w/physX MEM: Patriot Viper Xtrm 16GB Power: Antec HGC-900 HRD: Samsung SSD 256GB, WD 2TB wPageFile OS: Win7pro 64b Display: AcerHN274H-nVidia3D 27", Qty2 BenQ GW2750HM 27", Asus VS208 24", Qty2 Lilliput U80/c Input: G13, G110, G700s, TM WortHog, Saitek Cmbt Rudder, TM MFCDs, TrackIR5 Sound: Z906, G930w/IR5/Pwr. Pack Chair: See Album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UN9249 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you watching plane after landing, and cant get up from computer. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhinozherous Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When all your thoughts turn into Checklist style SOP/QRH for making coffee: -Cockpit Check- Fill in water - CHECK Put in Filter - CHECK -Startup- Dose the amount of coffee - As Required (up to 90% for Quickstart) Start coffee machine Engine - Monitor Instruments -After Start- Request cup - Note mixing ratio Sugar/Milk from ATC READY FOR TAKEOFF i7-14700KF 5.6GHz Water Cooled /// ZOTAC RTX 4070 TI Super 16GB /// 32GB RAM DDR5 /// Win11 /// SSDs only DCS - XP12 - MSFS2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flagrum Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 ... when you drive your car to the local gas/petrol station ... and start to sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flagrum Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 ... when your car insurance calls you because of the many small accidents ... and you wonder what is the problem with an occassional "touch & go" when getting into your parking spots ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieray Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you're giving your spouse the shopping list over the phone and you end with "Advise when ready for further talk-on". 2 AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT -------------------------------- Asus Sabertooth X79, Intel I7 4320K, 8GB Crucial Ballistic DDR3 1600 RAM, Nvidia GTX 750 1GB, 120GB Crucial SSD, Dell 24" LCD, TIR-5, Saitek X52 Pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Need-To-Know Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 When you're giving your spouse the shopping list over the phone and you end with "Advise when ready for further talk-on". :thumbup: Winner Fight to fly, fly to fight, fight to win. Callsign: Need Shu-Ha-Ri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj3437 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 When the the wife gets up from the porch swing and you think how much more responsive it is after jettisoning stores:D msi Z170A MB, i7-6700k @ 4.0GHz, 32GB DDR4 GeForce GTX 970 4GB, Samsung 850 EVO 500 GB Acer Predator Z271, 650w PSU, Corsair Carbon500R, MS FFB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efeballi Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 When you text "RTB" to home after work. When you refer to hot chicks as "tally bandit, 3 o'clock." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaccoZ__Amigo1__ Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 When you refer to hot chicks as "tally bandit, 3 o'clock." I usually give my boys a BRA right away Death is just nature's way of telling you to watch your airspeed. :pilotfly: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersheep Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 (edited) edited. Edited September 23, 2014 by Supersheep The PVC Pipe Joystick Stand How to thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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