average_pilot Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 when you practice formation "driving" on a highway with a total strangerI can't believe I'm not the only one doing that :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBillKelsoe Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Great minds think alike ;) AWAITING ED NEW DAMAGE MODEL IMPLEMENTATION FOR WW2 BIRDS Fat T is above, thin T is below. Long T is faster, Short T is slower. Open triangle is AWACS, closed triangle is your own sensors. Double dash is friendly, Single dash is enemy. Circle is friendly. Strobe is jammer. Strobe to dash is under 35 km. HDD is 7 times range key. Radar to 160 km, IRST to 10 km. Stay low, but never slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Fries Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 That reminds me, Jar. When I was in flight school we had a F-14 RIO instructor who had a Tomcat stick for the manual transmission (i.e. stick shift) in his sportscar. -Home Fries My DCS Files and Skins My DCS TARGET Profile for Cougar or Warthog and MFDs F-14B LANTIRN Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Fries Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 That's cool! Were/are you a RIO?? NFO yes, RIO no. -Home Fries My DCS Files and Skins My DCS TARGET Profile for Cougar or Warthog and MFDs F-14B LANTIRN Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFunk1606688187 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 When you start to take A-10s are better than F-16 jokes seriously. Warning: Nothing I say is automatically correct, even if I think it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBlemmen Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 When you recognize TM warthogs in movies even though you don't own one yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yurgon Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 When you have a friend who has no clue about flight simulators fly the A-10C for the very first time, give him some advice for take-off and some simple maneuvers, and then talk him through the landing procedure and he manages to land without breaking anything. :) (No kidding, a buddy was able to fly and land the A-10C with just some spoken advice; maybe next time I'll up the ante and let him have a go at the Fw-190 - or do you think that would be too cruel? :D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Huntarr Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 When this got boring [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] SysSpecs:Display= 4K 55" UHD JU6700 Series Curved Samsung Processor= Intel64 i7-5820K CPU @ 3.30GHz RAM= 16 GB Ripjaws 4 series DDR4 2400 MHz GPU= NVIDIA GeForce MSI GTX 980 OCV1 1152MHz Core 4GB GDDR5 Memory Storage= 128GB Apotop S3C SSD Storage= 2TB Toshiba DT01ACA200 HDD OS= Win 10 Peripheral= TrackIR5 w/ TrackClip PRO Controller= Thrustmaster HOTAS WARTHOG™ USAF Replica :joystick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentGun Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 you know when you have played to much when you start to second guess what buttons you push in the cockpit :P Link to my Imgur screenshots and motto http://imgur.com/a/Gt7dF One day in DCS... Vipers will fly along side Tomcats... Bugs with Superbugs, Tiffy's with Tornado's, Fulcrums with Flankers and Mirage with Rafales... :)The Future of DCS is a bright one:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohgr Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 When you set your phone ringtone to RWR misslelaunchUS for your wife/girlfriend. :) V/R, Ohgr VCVW-11 "Vapor" USN AE 2001-2015 Heatblur Tomcat Tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeLKMT Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 When you set your phone ringtone to RWR misslelaunchUS for your wife/girlfriend. :) Alternatively: When you set your alarm clock sound to AoA warning tone... true story! :D ■ L-39C/ZA Czech cockpit mod ■ My DCS skins ■ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimi_uy Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 when you practice formation "driving" on a highway with a total stranger hahaha yes! i do this a lot [sIGPIC]][/sIGPIC] Fuel Planning Tool | DCS: A-10C SADL MOD | Kimi's Arma 3 Mods | Twitch.tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charly_Owl Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 When you ask your roomate to arm the toaster. True story... Chuck's DCS Tutorial Library Chuck's Guides on Mudspike Chuck's Youtube Channel Chuck's Patreon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backy 51 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 When this got boring :lol: :thumbup: I don't need no stinkin' GPS! (except for PGMs :D) [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crashmo Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 You Know When You're Playing too Much DCS... My wife walks around the house and every now and again she says, "Terrain, Terrain, Pull up, Pull up!" :pilotfly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orr Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) As a civi pilot, i found my radio comms became well military like and when having a traffic report I once asked for "Bulls eye to threat." To which the ATC was confused. Also trying to trim your car with the steering wheel volume controls.... Edited June 12, 2015 by Orr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookie1983 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 ....when you think that your magnetic compass is defective: it's stuck and always points at same direction. Usually happens to me after 6-8 hours of non-stop flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcbak Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 ....as you leave work, you text your wife, "I'm RTB." [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]WIN 10, i7 10700, 32GB DDR4, RTX 2080 Super, Crucial 1TB SSD, Samsung EVO 850 500GB SSD, TM Warthog with 10cm extension, TIR5, MFG Crosswind Pedals, Wheelstand Pro, LG 40" 4K TV, Razer Black Widow Ultimate KB[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Fries Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 ....as you leave work, you text your wife, "I'm RTB." What do you mean? I do that all the time! :smartass: -Home Fries My DCS Files and Skins My DCS TARGET Profile for Cougar or Warthog and MFDs F-14B LANTIRN Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcbak Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I do too. But it's not normal. Now that I think about it....not much of what I do is normal. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]WIN 10, i7 10700, 32GB DDR4, RTX 2080 Super, Crucial 1TB SSD, Samsung EVO 850 500GB SSD, TM Warthog with 10cm extension, TIR5, MFG Crosswind Pedals, Wheelstand Pro, LG 40" 4K TV, Razer Black Widow Ultimate KB[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kontiuka Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 ....as you leave work, you text your wife, "I'm RTB."Return to Bride?:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlawal2 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Return to Bride?:) Hey I like that! :thumbup: "Pride is a poor substitute for intelligence." RAMBO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBillKelsoe Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 http://forums.eagle.ru/showthread.php?t=144374 AWAITING ED NEW DAMAGE MODEL IMPLEMENTATION FOR WW2 BIRDS Fat T is above, thin T is below. Long T is faster, Short T is slower. Open triangle is AWACS, closed triangle is your own sensors. Double dash is friendly, Single dash is enemy. Circle is friendly. Strobe is jammer. Strobe to dash is under 35 km. HDD is 7 times range key. Radar to 160 km, IRST to 10 km. Stay low, but never slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBlemmen Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 ... when you drive your car to the local gas/petrol station ... and start to sweat. lol this is one of the best ones i've read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PitbullVicious Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 When you cycle to home from work and run past an interesting restaurant / bar and think about clicking the "MK" button to leave a mark point so you can find it easily later... Happened to me this week :P i9-9900K @ 5.1GHz | MSI Ventus 3X OC RTX3090 24GB | 64GB 3200MHz DDR4 | Asus ROG Strix Z390-E | Asus Xonar DGX 5.1 Sound Card | Virpil T50CM2 base w/ F/A-18C / A-10C / Virpil T50CM2 Grip | WinWing Super Taurus Throttle | MFG pedals | TekCreations Hornet UFC, Landing Panel, Right Console | WinWing Hornet Combat Ready Panel | Buddy Fox UFC | Foxx Mount | 3 x TM Cougar MFD | HP Reverb G2 | Wacom Intuos S (with VRK) | Honeycomb Alpha Yoke | Thrustmaster Warthog HOTAS | CH Fighter Stick Pro & Throttle | MS Sidewinder 2 FFB | Track IR 5 | Oculus Rift CV1 善く戦う者は、まず勝つべからざるを為して、以て敵の勝つべきを待つ。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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