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Dear 159th_Viper

Did you realize you've entered the exclusive club for 40+ men with panic this morning?

Please take the test: http://midlife-crisis-retreat.com/diagnosis

 

* 17% of men in their mid-forties find Jean-Claude Van Damme 'an inspiration

* 33% of 48 yr old men look in the mirror in the morning and think: 'Yes.'

* 14% of men in their forties believe they could fight a wolf and win.

* Research shows Chimpanzees also suffer a midlife crisis. Common symptoms include the desire to mate with young female chimps, and the misguided belief that they can swing from very high branches.

* 37% of men in their forties would like more prominent scars.

* Last month, 15,000 men started to think a tighter trouser made them more attractive.

* The average buttons done up on a 46 yr old's shirt has decreased by 2 since 2001.

* 14,500 middle-aged men took paintball seriously last year.

* 24,000 men their fifties think: "if Douglas can pull Zeta Jones,

then so can I."

* 28% of men in their forties think more about their abs than their kids.

* Too many men in their forties listen to Steppenwolf whilst driving.

* 759 fifty-two year olds changed their name to Troy last year.

* 12% of men in their forties believe origami will 'help them with the ladies.'

* 7% of men in their forties are trying to master the nun-chucks

 

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Anyway, you're not alone - all hope is not lost.

 

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Happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday old man

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Rightfully, you shouldn't even be able to operate a computer today, so if you can read this, you're doing it WRONG :D But happy birthday anyways.


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HB Viper.

 

I have got a good mind to put up a banner on the round about on north anderson drive like everyone else does when it comes to birthdays :) jk

 

Have a good one.

 


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Happy Birthday Viper... and don't pay attention what some are trying to say... you ARE old ;) but don't worry, I'm close to 40 also so you can pick on me soon :D

 

PS: you know I'm j/k right? :) Let us know what the test results are!

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Men are like a good red wine, and with 40 you are just about to reach the peak, so enjoy it!

 

Happy Birthday!

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HB Viper! Don't drink the highlands dry when you party tonight. :P

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Thanx All - forty is the new twenty so it's all good! :D

 

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Thanx All - forty is the new twenty so it's all good! :D

 

At Panzer - 'high risk candidate' :music_whistling: :megalol:

 

HB Viper, If this is true, then I am only 30!!!!:megalol:

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:megalol: .... *catches his breath* ...

How the heck, I have no friggin idea how to erase this from my retina again. :lol::megalol:

The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open | The important thing is not to stop questioning

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