nscode Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Then they could have as well used this "upgraded model" instead: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/sinisterrrr/brazilskavoditeljka1.jpg come to think of it... it's a completely new airframe :D Never forget that World War III was not Cold for most of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratos Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Cannot open the movie, any idea of what I need?? I don't understand anything in russian except Davai Davai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Feedback Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Is this 'Mirror Wars'? Da! :p Creedence Clearwater Revival:worthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterj Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 My expectations on Stealth was very low, maybe that's why I found it quite enjoyable. Don't mind the crappy physics, it's fun to bash them :) Are there any good Russian 'airforce' movies with english subtitles? And where might you find those if you're in europe? ;) Stratos, you need quicktime (and it's a trailer) http://www.apple.com/quicktime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratos Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Thank's downloading now I don't understand anything in russian except Davai Davai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badaboom Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Then they could have as well used this "upgraded model" instead: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/sinisterrrr/brazilskavoditeljka1.jpg come to think of it... it's a completely new airframe :D nscode,I think your ADVANCED model would do this movie some good!!!She would make a good WINGWOMEN for any pilot looking for some......er.....cover!I see no need for a patch for this new airframe anytime soon!!!!:D [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilotasso Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 BTW the Moovie, "Les chevaliers du Ciel" is on Cinema theaters here. I went to see and...what a disapointment! The moovie has the right atmosphere but they porked it with a bad argument. Worse even, I could have ignored all that if they hadnt accelerated the speed of air combat footage. Youll see everything in fast forward. Realy realy sad. Because that was some of the most impressive AA footage ver seen anywhere but it was so fast that I had to re-run all the scenes witht hose residual frames still in my retina to figure what the hell has hapened just before! LOL And theres of course the usual hollywood BS they put in for mass audiences, not even Luke skywalker with all his powers of the force could accomplish! Hardly a real pilots reggs manual. (it would get you killed with style though) **************Spoiler************************* The movie starts with a highly stylish intro wich makes all military aviation lunatics drool. Visualy it is Awsome. The french re not begginers with aviation movies or series. They used to make lots. And that transpires here, in both aestetics and atmosphere. The plot starts with a kidnap of a Mirage 2000 pilot at the farnborough airshow. Somehow terrorists infiltrate a van into the perimiter of the base, take the pilot, shoot him and send some agent to his place. meanwhile the moovie shows the conflict of interests between the americans to sell the F-16 and the french sell the Mirage 2000. "The F-16 is only slightly slower than the mirage" "mais cette diference cest le diference entre la vie et la mort monsieur" (I had a bit of a laugh right here) It is then proposed a cannon ball competition between the 2 types to win the contract. Now that would be an interesting Story. But instead, the plot rapidly swiches back to the terrorist track (cuting my erection completely LOL) and the mirage flees with the agent inside. The movie then introduces the main charaters. 2 bad ass pilots of the french airforce(here as "le mavrike" and "Gooseux"), who in a stunning show of reflexes, find the renegade mirage and shoot it down with guns at the exact moment it fires a missile (missile blows still on the mirages rack LOL). This aparently upsets people from the defense ministry because the poor terrorist was flying a demo mirage wich at the time was technicaly considered to be a civilian plane. Then the story introduces 3 hot women, 2 of them are smart ass exchange pilots (wich constantly taunt our heroes) and the other from the defense ministry (LOL, Kelly McGillis step aside!), a conspiracy to get "le mavrike" and "Gooseux" fired, a love afair between "mavrike" and one of the babes ( Guess wich one!^^^^). Somehow the pilots get their jobs back (have to see it again on AVI to get that part right ROFL) Guess what, the Terrorists manage to get their hands on more mirages as the heroes and the babe pilots are left without tanker support on a training mission and have no choice but to land at a libyan airbase filled with american mercenaries (at this time I said...whoa, can you run that again for me?!) R.O.F.L. !!! It getts better: The "chief american mercenary" sends a camel rider to the front seat of one mirage 2000 D so he could have a crash course on flying it from the french Tom cruise!! Thats right, this was that classic mistake that bad guys do just before they get creamed. The french pilot ejects his captive, shoots a fuel truck with an IR AA missile (matra magic), lands the plane, has time to pick up his wingman "gooseux" into the vacant rear seat (gone remenber?! no rear canopy no nothing!!!) and off they go back to france (now they didnt need a tanker ROFL) But the mercenaries are left with a mirage . It turns out one of the babe pilots cuties was actualy an enemy agent. So they repainted that mirage in 24 hours and send it somehow to france, merging with others during the national celebration day show over the champs elisees. While "le toim cruisex" watches TV he somehow figures out the politicians tent is the target, and rush to blow the blonde outa da sky. She ejects and flees with those who hired her... THE END...yes already...confusing wasnt it? P.S. I had a blast writing this story...for those who didnt get it: "mavrike" AKA french version of Maverik as I had put it. "gooseux" AKA goose, here not as RIO but as his wingman (duh) [sigpic]http://forums.eagle.ru/signaturepics/sigpic4448_29.gif[/sigpic] My PC specs below:Case: Corsair 400C PSU: SEASONIC SS-760XP2 760W Platinum CPU: AMD RYZEN 3900X (12C/24T) RAM: 32 GB 4266Mhz (two 2x8 kits) of trident Z RGB @3600Mhz CL 14 CR=1T MOBO: ASUS CROSSHAIR HERO VI AM4 GFX: GTX 1080Ti MSI Gaming X Cooler: NXZT Kraken X62 280mm AIO Storage: Samsung 960 EVO 1TB M.2+6GB WD 6Gb red HOTAS: Thrustmaster Warthog + CH pro pedals Monitor: Gigabyte AORUS AD27QD Freesync HDR400 1440P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bublik Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 **************Spoiler************************* OMG, are you talking about 'Mirror wars'? :biggrin: **************Spoiler************************* The plot starts with a kidnap of a Mirage 2000 pilot at the farnborough airshow. The Su-XX is stolen from MAKS Airshow. Guess what, the Terrorists manage to get their hands on more mirages as the heroes and the babe pilots are left without tanker support on a training mission and have no choice but to land at a libyan airbase filled with american mercenaries (at this time I said...whoa, can you run that again for me?!) R.O.F.L. !!! The Su-XX had to land at some AB in Tadjikistan (not sure) that was captured by some mercenaries, as their tanker was shot down by mujahedeens (not sure either). It getts better: The "chief american mercenary" sends a camel rider to the front seat of one mirage 2000 D so he could have a crash course on flying it from the french Tom cruise!! Thats right this was that classic mistake that bad guys do just before they get creamed. The french pilot ejects his captive, A good guy ejects a bad guy from the Su-XX. One major difference - no lady pilots in 'Mirror wars' :( WR=210=Vladimir http://lockon-vpg.nm.ru http://whiteravens.nm.ru http://white-ravens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilotasso Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 OMG they copied each other ROFL!!! [sigpic]http://forums.eagle.ru/signaturepics/sigpic4448_29.gif[/sigpic] My PC specs below:Case: Corsair 400C PSU: SEASONIC SS-760XP2 760W Platinum CPU: AMD RYZEN 3900X (12C/24T) RAM: 32 GB 4266Mhz (two 2x8 kits) of trident Z RGB @3600Mhz CL 14 CR=1T MOBO: ASUS CROSSHAIR HERO VI AM4 GFX: GTX 1080Ti MSI Gaming X Cooler: NXZT Kraken X62 280mm AIO Storage: Samsung 960 EVO 1TB M.2+6GB WD 6Gb red HOTAS: Thrustmaster Warthog + CH pro pedals Monitor: Gigabyte AORUS AD27QD Freesync HDR400 1440P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IguanaKing Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 nscode,I think your ADVANCED model would do this movie some good!!!She would make a good WINGWOMEN for any pilot looking for some......er.....cover!I see no need for a patch for this new airframe anytime soon!!!!:D Amen to that!!! I see on the monitor next to her that it says "Noche de Juegos." I'd be up for una noche de juegos with her. I wonder what kind of juegos she's into. Whatever they are...I'm there !!!:horseback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bublik Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I think it's time for a new lampoon aviation movie, like Airplane! and the Sequel :D Soo many 'smart' films to spoof this year. WR=210=Vladimir http://lockon-vpg.nm.ru http://whiteravens.nm.ru http://white-ravens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IguanaKing Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 How soon before we land? I can't tell. You can tell me, I'm a doctor. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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