Switzer

I know this is the wrong forum. Unfortunately it is the ONLY forum I can reply/post in! There seems to be something wrong with my account, I can't even reply/post in the new users' forum! Can a moderator please help me? I don't see any options for help and my account says it's 100% set up. Can whichever moderator comes along to delete this out-of-place post maybe also lend me a hand...?