Msn conversation in Flight.
Friend: Hey wazzup?
Pilot: At work, hang on let me put on my webcam.
Friend: Why you have a funny hat, and your kitchen is on fire dude.
Pilot: No silly bugger that is an iraqi airfield burning, and the hat is cool!
Pilot: Gtg we are doing heavy G´s here, bloody SAM´s .
Then they can also watch top gun on long trips :P