Normally I would extend an olive branch and offer a struggling DCS pilot an invitation to come get some great training from the guys in our squadron (several of us, including myself, have years of experience with these modules, and hardware). However, after reading your reasoning and logic as to why you think DCS is "too realistic" to be fun, I can simply offer this advice: I think you're better suited for something like Ace Combat, IL-2 (which is a great game), or War Thunder. There is nothing wrong with not wanting to invest the time and effort into an ultra realistic sim. But I think your error lies with coming into the forums and trying to justify to us your flawed logic.
"The pilots were not flying these planes with a computer keyboard. If they were, probably none of them would have survived."
Really? Come on...