Peyoteros

Thats how it works, one stands up and tells the truth, the other one with more power but no brains sacks him... :noexpression: and thats the world we live in... puppets and the masters...

I always knew... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091029/tuk-drugs-safer-than-booze-govt-s-chief-45dbed5.html

These two gets under the category where "the eys are bigger than the brains"

Well, this one is not really on the back... Stay on topic, last warning! :lol:

Don't even start ...:huh:

Thats fine, this is a funny things thread, not an drawing corner.

So, what's funny about that? :huh:

Stick to the thread purpose please.

Facts you just gotta know!!!!!!! *If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.) *If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) * The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) * A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) *A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (But I'm still not over the pig.) *Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work.) * The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) *The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) *The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a lake?) *Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity.) * Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) *The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) *Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) *Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Okay... so that would be a good thing) *A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that one out.) *An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) *Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) * Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) *Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Dunno, I thought it's funny (maybe I'm tired) Animals in the woods decided to crack up the party... Everyone put some money in the kitty for drinks and food. Everyone decided that the turtle as the oldest one must go and get the stuff. About a 5 hours latter animals started panicking... someone said: -, Damn it, f***** turtle, I knew it... I bet she's lying drunk somewhere in the woods... we screwed.. Turtles voice from behind the trees: -, Guys, if you're gonna talk s*** like that, I'm not going anywhere... :pilotfly:

Ok, everyone knows what is the REAL situation with cheaters in online games... so lets cut pointless mambo jambo.

joey, kneel down, prepare for kick in the neck!

Yeah, both "a le screenshots" of the desktop have no START bar so, looked fake :megalol:

So, are they your desktops or just a nice pictures? :P

;)

Not CHEATERS, they're called ASTRONAUT CHICKENS. :smilewink:

LMAO! That is totaly awesome! :megalol:

28 Установок ПВО... 14 Шилок, 7 Вулканов и 7 Геопардов...:smilewink:

Jesus Maria... Can't wait any longer... I want it now! http://us.blizzard.com/diablo3/?rhtml=y

People are bored in January... and this is result... Happy Bday Cato. :drunk:

Stay away from the water :devil_2:

I must be loosing sence of humour...

нашел еще...

Was too lazy to create two separate threads so here I am... Happy Birthday Gentlemans, wish you both a clear skies and all dreams come true! Have a great time! :drunk:

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