A funny thing happened on the way to the..

[GazAce]

So I'm flying my Hog in that ole Georgian Hammer with CA campaign "Drop Bridge", I think about the 5th or 6th mission. Well, I just wanted to do the whole thing again as I enjoyed it so much in 1.5 and it just looks so awesome now. Anyway, finished that and then I was just F2 ing around to see what was out there and noticed a F/A-18C just sitting over the ocean, like miles and miles out. No one flying it, no sound, just sitting in mid air. I thought maybe the pilot jumped out for a swim but nope couldn't see him, was weird man. So, then later in another mission my Track Point / TGP cam just locked onto this train! And it actually stayed with it over a bridge and I didn't instigate it and I think I could've slaved a Mav onto it but I didn't, as I didn't like the idea of taking out Civies. I can't recall back in 1.5 that we were able to lock onto trains? Anyway, strange days indeed.

[VFA15-Juliet]

Hornet could not keep up with UFO then was hit by a freeze beam from it, pilot managed to escape I understand, suggested by missing ejection seat and lack of canopy.

 

Can you check outside of campaign as well? Coordinates could be checked when provided ...

[=Mac=]

.... I can't recall back in 1.5 that we were able to lock onto trains? Anyway, strange days indeed.

 

Oh, the train.... That was me. I was on my way back to Dusseldorf and had forgotten all about the science project that I had in my gym bag.

 

I was actually smuggling a 2.2 kg sample sphere of thermonuclear probiotic unobtainium to sell to the insurgents hiding in a German pizza shop. They had agreed to pay $100 U.S. Monopoly money for exclusive rights to it. But, well, you know how those gorgeous Georgian women are, and one voluptuous lady had accidentally fell into my lap while on that train and I was so distracted by her charms that I dropped my gym bag which became as unziipped as I was.

 

As you know, unobtainium has the same powers that DCS AI do: trees, mountains, and almost 2 foot thick lead walls are all transparent to them. As such, your TGP had noticed the quantum radiation given off by my sample even though you could not get a visual on it. Be advised that, while TGP sensors are strong enough to lock on unobtainium, Maverick sensors are not and, while a Rifle on the TGP lock may start at the train, the Maverick will only lock on to geostationary objects. Thus, your Maverick launch would end up blowing up the train track behind the train, not the clandestine unobtainium.

 

Your mission, GazAce, should you decide to accept it, is to return to the area, search for and find the residual amounts of unobtainium using your TGP, lock onto it, slave your AIM-9 to the lock and fire. BDA will be done by two McDonald's clowns in the vacinity and communicated to the THRUSH command center in Prague. As always, should you or your A-10 flight crew be caught or killed, the Secretary of Finance will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This forum post will self destruct in 10 years.

Edited March 29, 2018 by =Mac=

[GazAce]

Hornet could not keep up with UFO then was hit by a freeze beam from it, pilot managed to escape I understand, suggested by missing ejection seat and lack of canopy.

 

Can you check outside of campaign as well? Coordinates could be checked when provided ...

 

 

 

I'm kinda thinkin some ship supposed to be underneath it but Freeze beam, I like that lol

[GazAce]

Oh, the train.... That was me. I was on my way back to Dusseldorf and had forgotten all about the science project that I had in my gym bag.

 

I was actually smuggling a 2.2 kg sample sphere of thermonuclear probiotic unobtainium to sell to the insurgents hiding in a German pizza shop. They had agreed to pay $100 U.S. Monopoly money for exclusive rights to it. But, well, you know how those gorgeous Georgian women are, and one voluptuous lady had accidentally fell into my lap while on that train and I was so distracted by her charms that I dropped my gym bag which became as unziipped as I was.

 

As you know, unobtainium has the same powers that DCS AI do: trees, mountains, and almost 2 foot thick lead walls are all transparent to them. As such, your TGP had noticed the quantum radiation given off by my sample even though you could not get a visual on it. Be advised that, while TGP sensors are strong enough to lock on unobtainium, Maverick sensors are not and, while a Rifle on the TGP lock may start at the train, the Maverick will only lock on to geostationary objects. Thus, your Maverick launch would end up blowing up the train track behind the train, not the clandestine unobtainium.

 

Your mission, GazAce, should you decide to accept it, is to return to the area, search for and find the residual amounts of unobtainium using your TGP, lock onto it, slave your AIM-9 to the lock and fire. BDA will be done by two McDonald's clowns in the vacinity and communicated to the THRUSH command center in Prague. As always, should you or your A-10 flight crew be caught or killed, the Secretary of Finance will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This forum post will self destruct in 10 years.

 

 

 

Thrush lmao