Pimax will make sure you get your order before retirement...

[mytai01]

Did the camel that you sent my package on get lost, or die on the trail of tears? Did you send it on a slow boat from China, or on a small plane without enough gas to cross the ocean? The United States Postal Service (tracking number: 420967669261290363290403186125)  is holding a memorial ceremony for this package, lost to unknown circumstances, and most likely never to be seen again… I’ve seen carrier pigeons fly faster than this! I’m planning to retire at 70 for the maximum benefits package…Just for your planning purposes, of course.