Cosmonaut Posted July 29, 2008 Posted July 29, 2008 The real Popeye :D Cozmo. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Minimum effort, maximum satisfaction. CDDS Tutorial Version 3. | Main Screen Mods.
Cosmonaut Posted August 20, 2008 Author Posted August 20, 2008 LMAO .. if that's how he got his arms so big then he cant have anything left down there :D. Oh wait... he has boobs.. No penis so does he even qualify as a man? I guess I should have called him Mrs. Popeye ;). Cozmo. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Minimum effort, maximum satisfaction. CDDS Tutorial Version 3. | Main Screen Mods.
Cosmonaut Posted September 5, 2008 Author Posted September 5, 2008 Thee Evasion Technique Cozmo. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Minimum effort, maximum satisfaction. CDDS Tutorial Version 3. | Main Screen Mods.
hitman Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 I was stuck in traffic yesterday and just kinda thought it would be fun to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my Jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
graywo1fg Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 LMFAO!!!! jesus christ hitman that was funny! Voice of Jester AI Death From Above =DFA= Squadron Discord - https://discord.gg/deathfromabove http://www.twitch.tv/graywo1f https://www.youtube.com/user/Lonewo1fg
Cosmonaut Posted September 28, 2008 Author Posted September 28, 2008 You come to shoot, shoot don't talk :) . http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=41633397 Cozmo. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Minimum effort, maximum satisfaction. CDDS Tutorial Version 3. | Main Screen Mods.
graywo1fg Posted September 30, 2008 Posted September 30, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dSm7VnaNGL4 :D Voice of Jester AI Death From Above =DFA= Squadron Discord - https://discord.gg/deathfromabove http://www.twitch.tv/graywo1f https://www.youtube.com/user/Lonewo1fg
graywo1fg Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 George Carlin!! Classic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o Voice of Jester AI Death From Above =DFA= Squadron Discord - https://discord.gg/deathfromabove http://www.twitch.tv/graywo1f https://www.youtube.com/user/Lonewo1fg
hitman Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 Cosmo, that was funny as hell! That reminds me of when Glenn Danzig got ****ed up by one of his fans when he started shit he couldnt handle.
hitman Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 I have that video of Georgie, graywolf..you should see his last performance "Its Bad for You". His best AFAIK. I was supposed to go see George Carlin in april when he came here to denver. My bank held my check for 2 weeks which made it impossible for me to go see him. He died 2 months later. I left my bank not too long after that.
Cosmonaut Posted October 11, 2008 Author Posted October 11, 2008 Still don't want to believe Georgie is gone, I'm just getting over Bill Hicks's death. George Carlin at his best. This is my favorite piece from his routine. OK now here's something that only those that are truly into stand up comedy will understand. It's a good way to sort out the Saturday night live crowd from the true aficionados of comedy. When ever someone says to me "what's your favorite joke", I always say "The Aristocrats" and most people usually look puzzled but there's always one or two that make eye contact and grin. So you properly understand what all this is about, here's George Carlin explaining the joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRS_2HgPPys George has performed this joke but I can't find it right now, but that doesn't matter becasue Gilbert Gottfried takes the Aristocrats to the edge of the envelope with his performance .. although I have heard a more extreme version if you can believe it and I think George Carlin told it. Right I can not press the point hard enough that this is extreme comedy so even if you don't think you're easily offended think twice about clicking this link. You can run searches for The Aristocrats to see how big the following of this joke is but it's one of those things you either get it or you think its nonsense. Cozmo. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Minimum effort, maximum satisfaction. CDDS Tutorial Version 3. | Main Screen Mods.
Cosmonaut Posted October 19, 2008 Author Posted October 19, 2008 Why women live longer than men. Cozmo. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Minimum effort, maximum satisfaction. CDDS Tutorial Version 3. | Main Screen Mods.
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