Wanted: Saparoschez Joke

[Airway]

Hello!

 

A former coworker, who is from russia, told me a joke years ago (he often used to tell me jokes and we had a lot of fun and played panks on others).

It was a joke about a car race with different cars, all going around one special corner.

The last car that came was a russian Sapo (Saparoschez)

 

 

And that Sapo didn't go round the corner but straight throught the public with a lot of noise and cursing :D

 

I forgot the exact wording of the joke and he also told me in russian language in his special intonation. I kinda understood and I laughed half a day and was told off from our boss.

 

Does anyone here know the joke and can write it down for me again?

 

I hope to find someone here who recognized what I am searching for, cause there are a lot of people here with the ability to understand both, russian and english.

 

Thanks in advance,

Airway

[Airway]

Noone?

 

Can someone ask over there in the russian forum, please?

 

:cry:

[Shrubbo]

Man you better find out what this is because now I want to know ! :cry::D

 

 

Damn it, the only thing google turned up was this thread!

Edited January 6, 2009 by Shrubbo
Upset at google !

[Necroscope]

You know - Zaporojets - is the joke itself :) There are a lot of fun stories with this car.

But never heared somthing like this.

[Dunkan Aidaho]

Hello Airway. Various Zaporozhets models was very widespread in (ex)USSR and has a lot dedicated funny jokes and stories. Unfortunately I don't know the joke you mentioned, but I asked about it on russian part of forum here:

http://forums.eagle.ru/showthread.php?t=36412

 

In addition Wikipedia page about various ZAZ models:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaporozhets

I traveled a lot on those cars:)

[Airway]

Hello and thank you for posting the translation in the other thread ! :thumbup:

[Airway]

Finally, Zip and Dunkan Aidaho helped me to find what I was searching for.

Thank you for that :thumbup:

 

So here is it:

Комментатор на автогонках :

- Французская машина движется со скоростью 150 км/ч, на повороте снижает скорость до 140 км/ч, проходит поворот.

Американская машина движется со скоростью 160 км/ч, на повороте снижает скорость до 150 км/ч, проходит поворот.

Русская машина движется со скоростью 180 км/ч, на повороте увеличивает скорость до 200 км/ч и с криком: "А, фигли вы все тут расселись, блин!", - сносит зрительские трибуны.

 

:megalol:

[Brit_Radar_Dude]

Already laughing......in anticipation of Duncan Aidaho (or similar multi-language guy) posting an English translation.

[Shaman]

So here is it:

Комментатор на автогонках :

- Французская машина движется со скоростью 150 км/ч, на повороте снижает скорость до 140 км/ч, проходит поворот.

Американская машина движется со скоростью 160 км/ч, на повороте снижает скорость до 150 км/ч, проходит поворот.

Русская машина движется со скоростью 180 км/ч, на повороте увеличивает скорость до 200 км/ч и с криком: "А, фигли вы все тут расселись, блин!", - сносит зрительские трибуны.

 

Can someone please translate this into Polish :P

[Shrubbo]

Yeah well I can see why google didn't pick that one up ;)

[shad0w]

Zaporoschez - quietest car in the world. Because when you sit in it, your knees closes your ears.

Zaporoschez is amphibious. Because shit doesn`t sink. (Its true! Very hard to sink :) )

:)

My favorite joke about Tavria ( Zaporoschez successor) - is:

Tavria has "AntiHijack" outer look. :)

Edited January 8, 2009 by shad0w

[Airway]

Reminds me on my car :D

[Groove]

I think i remember that cars from my childhood. Shaman, did we have this ones in Poland?