Raisuli Posted July 9, 2024 Posted July 9, 2024 Jester: We've got a B-1 at one o'clock Me: ...and two o'clock, and... 1
aaronwhite Posted July 10, 2024 Posted July 10, 2024 The one time, so far, I've heard anything positive about my landings... Thankfully, he just judges the touchdown and not the approach, because my smoothest landing was an absolutely garbage approach. 1
=475FG= Dawger Posted July 10, 2024 Posted July 10, 2024 I have a bunch. Jester calling a bandit at six O'clock from his ejected seat far from me and the jet. Jester complimenting my landing as we are speeding off the far end into the tall weeds. Jester running the landing checklist during landing rollout. I have more but no time to type.
G.J.S Posted July 10, 2024 Posted July 10, 2024 That little git gave me a "Huh???!!?" moment during a take off roll. Calling out airspeeds - called 80, then 100 in rapid succession. Then 101, 102 . . . I start my own abort list, then I hear him laugh. 1 - - - The only real mystery in life is just why kamikaze pilots wore helmets? - - -
Raisuli Posted July 10, 2024 Author Posted July 10, 2024 3 hours ago, =475FG= Dawger said: I have a bunch. Jester calling a bandit at six O'clock from his ejected seat far from me and the jet. Jester complimenting my landing as we are speeding off the far end into the tall weeds. Jester running the landing checklist during landing rollout. I have more but no time to type. He didn't eject, he was looking for a better vantage point to observe the bogey. The landing was probably great. He'd have something to say about the rollout later... Your fault for landing too soon after the gear went down. He had his head in a *cough* manual and didn't realize you were on final until he heard the thump, then had to put the manual down, zip up the flight suit, say something offensive, and find the right checklist. All of these have perfectly normal explanations. Nothing to see here. 2
=475FG= Dawger Posted July 10, 2024 Posted July 10, 2024 17 minutes ago, Raisuli said: He didn't eject, he was looking for a better vantage point to observe the bogey. The landing was probably great. He'd have something to say about the rollout later... Your fault for landing too soon after the gear went down. He had his head in a *cough* manual and didn't realize you were on final until he heard the thump, then had to put the manual down, zip up the flight suit, say something offensive, and find the right checklist. All of these have perfectly normal explanations. Nothing to see here. All true. He also sleeps through entire BFM engagements and has nothing to say about countless tracer streams during bombing runs but he will report my wingman in close formation with urgency if he wakes up before landing. 1
MAXsenna Posted July 10, 2024 Posted July 10, 2024 All true. He also sleeps through entire BFM engagements and has nothing to say about countless tracer streams during bombing runs but he will report my wingman in close formation with urgency if he wakes up before landing. You should head over to the VAICOM Discord for laughs when users are totally fooled by the chatbot. Until it dawns on them. Some users have real conversations. Jester could learn a thing or two. Sent from my SM-A536B using Tapatalk
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