pr1malr8ge Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 We need a new bomb in DCS since we can't have the Kitchen sink we should get this since it was actually used in Vietnam in 1965 For the WIN [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]If your desired effect on the target is making the pilot defecate his pants laughing then you can definitely achieve it with a launch like that.
pr1malr8ge Posted November 3, 2015 Author Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) “I was a pilot in VA-25 on the 1965 Vietnam cruise. 572 was flown by CDR C. W. “Bill” Stoddard. His wingman in 577 (which was my assigned airplane) was LCDR Robin Bacon, who had a wing station mounted movie camera (the only one remaining in the fleet from WWII). The flight was a Dixie Station strike (South Vietnam) going to the Delta. When they arrived in the target area and CDR Stoddard was reading the ordnance list to the FAC, he ended with “and one code name Sani-flush”. The FAC couldn’t believe it and joined up to see it. It was dropped in a dive with LCDR Bacon flying tight wing position to film the drop. When it came off, it turned hole to the wind and almost struck his airplane. It made a great ready room movie. The FAC said that it whistled all the way down. The toilet was a damaged toilet, which was going to be thrown overboard. One of our plane captains rescued it and the ordnance crew made a rack, tailfins and nose fuse for it. Our checkers maintained a position to block the view of the air boss and the Captain while the aircraft was taxiing forward. Just as it was being shot off we got a 1MC message from the bridge, “What the hell was on 572’s right wing?” There were a lot of jokes with air intelligence about germ warfare. I wish that we had saved the movie film.” Edited November 3, 2015 by pr1malr8ge For the WIN [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]If your desired effect on the target is making the pilot defecate his pants laughing then you can definitely achieve it with a launch like that.
CommDante Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 Not hard to guess what DCS will get on april 1st 2016: Toilet ordnance for the masses. :megalol: Now that's what I would call, dropping the S-bomb. :P I've got the need for (fast attack) SEAD!!
98abaile Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 I would much rather have the Skyraider to be frank.
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