Funny stuff ?!!

[zakobi]

[topol-m]

"Adolf Hitler was a German football coach, say one in 20 children" :doh:

^^^ this and more in an article about an inquiry conducted in UK:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6507969/Adolf-Hitler-was-a-German-football-coach-say-one-in-20-children.html

 

quote: "And one in six youngsters said they thought Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park while one in 20 said the Holocaust was a celebration at the end of the war."

end of quote

 

10x :doh:

Edited November 6, 2009 by topol-m

[zakobi]

"Adolf Hitler was a German football coach, say one in 20 children" :doh:

^^^ this and more in an article about an inquiry conducted in UK:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6507969/Adolf-Hitler-was-a-German-football-coach-say-one-in-20-children.html

 

quote: "And one in six youngsters said they thought Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park while one in 20 said the Holocaust was a celebration at the end of the war."

end of quote

 

10x :doh:

That's kinda sad...

[Feuerfalke]

 

[topol-m]

 

^^^ Pilot to co-pilot: Turn on the wipers we`ve got a giant bug on the windshield! :crazy:

Edited November 8, 2009 by topol-m

[topol-m]

Evil granny :laugh:

[Griffin]

"A wanted burglary suspect has mocked police with a picture of himself next to a police van - to replace the mugshot "he didn't like"."

 

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Swansea-Burglary-Suspect-Matthew-Maynard-Taunts-South-Wales-Police-With-His-Own-Mugshot/Article/200911115441060?lpos=UK_News_Third_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region__2&lid=ARTICLE_15441060_Swansea_Burglary_Suspect_Matthew_Maynard_Taunts_South_Wales_Police_With_His_Own_Mugshot_

[Namenlos Ein]

http://www.viceland.com/int/v13n4/htdocs/russian.php

At the height of Gorbachev’s anti-alcohol campaign, MiG jet fighters, the pride of the Soviet Air Force, earned the name “flying restaurants.” Not because of the wonderful food served on board, but rather because of the buzz-packing antifreeze that you could siphon from the jet’s innards.

 

According to 33-year-old Dima, who knew several people who regularly drank MiG antifreeze while he served in the army in Siberia, you could only drink five good shots of it per week. Otherwise you risked going blind.

 

One junior officer that he served with used to count how many shots he’d downed by pulling his belt a notch tighter with every drink because, as Dima said, “He knew when his pants hurt that it was time to stop.”

 

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drinkvw14475.html — MiG Cocktail recipe.

[topol-m]

^^^ Someone should explain that russian affection for alcohol :huh: It`s a very serious problem.

[Feuerfalke]

Well, Russians have a lovely way of practical thinking - if there is alcohol in the pipes, drink it!

 

 

Or: If the gearbox on your excavator fails... :

 

[Vekkinho]

Feuer I can't rep you ATM (gotta spread some first) but you surely deserved it with this!

[topol-m]

[Griffin]

[Feuerfalke]

LOL, I knew it was a lie! :music_whistling:

 

:doh:

[Vekkinho]

Couple of funny commercials:

[topol-m]

There must be some truth about the blonds: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGp220EQUis&feature=popt00us05

 

0:51, 1:00, 1:22 WTH dude :doh:

[topol-m]

That`s what happens when you make a low pass over the jungle somewhere in India - splash!

 

[Namenlos Ein]

“Sir, we have found some cracks here!”

[zakobi]

That`s what happens when you make a low pass over the jungle somewhere in India - splash!

 

Well, the tiger is easy noted, but does anyone else see the moose? :P

[zakobi]

“Sir, we have found some cracks here!”

 

Where is the duct tape when you need it?

[Namenlos Ein]

Well, the tiger is easy noted, but does anyone else see the moose? :P

This photo was taken at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska around 2003. The large critter is a moose, and the F-16 in the picture ain't going anywhere until the moose decides to leave. The Eielson base and the surrounding area is home to over 500 moose. After September 11, 2001, the usual hunting activity (to keep the moose population down) was curtailed when the base was closed to civilians. But this policy was soon changed to allow the hunters to go in and keep the moose population under control. Since there are not enough local wolves (fewer than a dozen) to keep the moose population down, without the hunters, many moose would starve over the long Winters because of a lack of sufficient food for a larger herd.

When an airfield was cleaned they sent all moose droppings to this Sweden paper manufacturer: http://www.cariann-of-sweden.com/infopaper_.html

 

The paper is slightly brown and has a scent of bark. It has a beautiful texture with visible fragments of wood and bark.

Hope they have not tasted it. Edited November 12, 2009 by Namenlos Ein

[Griffin]

So, we got tigers and moose. How about MILF?

If you can't see the picture, copy & paste the link of it. The picture is from this Finnish forum: http://www.flightforum.fi/forum/index.php/topic,90869.0.html

 

Edited November 13, 2009 by Griffin

[topol-m]

Epic fail compilation :D

 

[Namenlos Ein]

How about stealth elephant in the USA?

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_circus_elephant_escapes

"Didn't have time to hit the brakes. The elephant blended in with the road," driver Bill Carpenter said Thursday. "At the very last second I said 'elephant!'"

[monotwix]

Safari park vs hangover.

Drive through a city and then through a zoo, what’s the difference?

You will have a ticket at the end of the day.