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:music_whistling:

 

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Classic:megalol:

 

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And yet again:

 

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...and he's probably writing this right now:

 

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I guess there was no need for captions on this one, but anyway:

 

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OFFENSIVE ALERT: If you're a crazy religious that can't put jokes and religion apart, skip this one.

 

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Not far from truth, actually :music_whistling::

 

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Overkill:

 

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For those needing inspiration:

 

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For our golfing members:

 

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Creativity has no limits:

 

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Best way of washing clothes:

 

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Posted

:D:

 

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:P:

 

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:doh::

 

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:punk:

 

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Intentionally offensive for our vegetarian friends :P:

 

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Sorry if it's against the rules, I can delete them any time.

 

I just don't think jokes should be taken seriously, it's all for the laugh :)

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From our good friend Mikhail Kalashnikov

I wanted to invent an engine that could run for ever. I could have developed a new train, had I stayed in the railway. It would have looked like the AK-47 though.

 

I'm proud of my invention, but I'm sad that it is used by terrorists.
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I friend told me that a spetnaz unit should be able to do this:

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C/D?

 

That's spetcnaz recruits... after one year they will be able to do this also in skis and gas-mask :)

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From http://notalwaysright.com/

 

Freedom Fries Aren’t Free

Fast Food | Canada

 

(A customer man tries to pay with with American money.)

 

Customer: “What do you mean you don’t take American currency? That’s ridiculous!”

 

Me: “Sorry, sir, but it’s a private business, not corporate, and the owner doesn’t accept foreign currency.”

 

Customer: “Foreign currency? Bah! We should have conquered you people a hundred years ago!”

 

Me: “Actually, sir, America invaded Canada a few times. However, they were defeated each time.”

 

Customer: “Yes, well that wouldn’t be the case today! Now give me some good old American fast food! You can’t take that away from me!”

 

Me: “Would you like French Fries with that?”

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