Lucas_From_Hell Posted March 17, 2010 Posted March 17, 2010 :music_whistling: Classic:megalol: And yet again: ...and he's probably writing this right now: I guess there was no need for captions on this one, but anyway: OFFENSIVE ALERT: If you're a crazy religious that can't put jokes and religion apart, skip this one. Not far from truth, actually :music_whistling:: Overkill: For those needing inspiration: For our golfing members: Creativity has no limits: Best way of washing clothes:
Lucas_From_Hell Posted March 17, 2010 Posted March 17, 2010 :D: :P: :doh:: :punk: Intentionally offensive for our vegetarian friends :P: Sorry if it's against the rules, I can delete them any time. I just don't think jokes should be taken seriously, it's all for the laugh :) 1
zakobi Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 From our good friend Mikhail Kalashnikov I wanted to invent an engine that could run for ever. I could have developed a new train, had I stayed in the railway. It would have looked like the AK-47 though. I'm proud of my invention, but I'm sad that it is used by terrorists.
Prophet4no1 Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 For those that missed it in another thread. Enjoy. May not be work safe? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
monotwix Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 For those that missed it in another thread. Enjoy. May not be work safe? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak The same sector different department? I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
Prophet4no1 Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 The same sector different department? It was barried 3-4 pages deep in the "trolalalala" thread. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
zakobi Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 I friend told me that a spetnaz unit should be able to do this: C/D?
FVMAD Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 I friend told me that a spetnaz unit should be able to do this: C/D? That's spetcnaz recruits... after one year they will be able to do this also in skis and gas-mask :)
zakobi Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 That's spetcnaz recruits... after one year they will be able to do this also in skis and gas-mask :) Serious?
zakobi Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Gaming can solve global problems :D http://www.ted.com/talks/jane_mcgonigal_gaming_can_make_a_better_world.html
zakobi Posted March 25, 2010 Posted March 25, 2010 Yeap. Here is one of the drills :) Doesn't seem like the picture work atm?
Bucic Posted March 25, 2010 Posted March 25, 2010 F-5E simpit cockpit dimensions and flight controls Kill the Bloom - shader glow mod Poor audio Doppler effect in DCS [bug] Trees - huge performance hit especially up close
hitman Posted March 26, 2010 Posted March 26, 2010 Apparently Metallica also plays smooth jazz and this is why metallica sucks...badly.
Namenlos Ein Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 Get ready for DCS A-10C A-10 Thunderbolt tie (w w w.2decker.com/a10nta.html). $48.00 for each.
zakobi Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 From http://notalwaysright.com/ Freedom Fries Aren’t Free Fast Food | Canada (A customer man tries to pay with with American money.) Customer: “What do you mean you don’t take American currency? That’s ridiculous!” Me: “Sorry, sir, but it’s a private business, not corporate, and the owner doesn’t accept foreign currency.” Customer: “Foreign currency? Bah! We should have conquered you people a hundred years ago!” Me: “Actually, sir, America invaded Canada a few times. However, they were defeated each time.” Customer: “Yes, well that wouldn’t be the case today! Now give me some good old American fast food! You can’t take that away from me!” Me: “Would you like French Fries with that?”
Bucic Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 (edited) I've seen it earlier as a pilot - co-pilot joke :) I got a better one :tomato: Edit: ~~ ~~ Edited March 29, 2010 by Bucic F-5E simpit cockpit dimensions and flight controls Kill the Bloom - shader glow mod Poor audio Doppler effect in DCS [bug] Trees - huge performance hit especially up close
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