Little boring on English side :D

[Boberro]

Hmmm I noticed that from some time on English section is eee boring. Nothing happen :(, not many intersting threads, nothing :P, or it is only my feeling, dunno.

[VMFA117_Poko]

No, not only Yours. However we shouldn't complain but look for some interesting info on web by ourselves and share it here.

[bigbelgian]

Than its about time you gone start something interesting,Boberro!!!!!! :music_whistling:

 

Maybe a picture with your pants down while doing a bombingrun on an SAM-site.....................

 

Sounds interesting to me :pilotfly::detective: lol

[VMFA117_Poko]

Yeah something funny, jokes in chit-chat room would be nice and relaxing.

[Boberro]

Hahaa, yep, unfortunetely as I noticed when now I'm clicnking "New posts" I see 2\3 in Russian, unfortunetely I can't Russian so don't know what happen there, heard there are even interesting things :D

[VMFA117_Poko]

Probably they're talking about making russian ckpt for AH-64A Apache :tomato:

 

:megalol:

[159th_Viper]

Yeah something funny, jokes in chit-chat room would be nice and relaxing.

 

Here we Go.........:)

 

We all have one - A Mother, that is. Herewith a Tribute to Dear 'Ol Mom:D

 

 

 

 

 

I OWE MY MOTHER !!

 

 

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

 

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning."

 

 

 

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

 

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

 

 

 

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

 

"If you don 't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next

week!"

 

 

 

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

 

"Because I said so, that's why."

 

 

 

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

 

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

 

 

 

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

 

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

 

 

 

7. My mother taught me IRONY .

 

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

 

 

 

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

 

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

 

 

 

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

 

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

 

 

 

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

 

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

 

 

 

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

 

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

 

 

 

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

 

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

 

 

 

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

 

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

 

 

 

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .

 

"Stop acting like your father!"

 

 

 

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

 

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have

wonderful parents like you do."

 

 

 

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

 

"Just wait until we get home"

 

 

 

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING

 

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

 

 

 

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

 

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

 

 

 

19." My mother taught me ESP."

 

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

 

 

 

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.

 

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

 

 

 

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .

 

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

 

 

 

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

 

"You're just like your father."

 

 

 

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

 

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

 

 

 

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

 

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

 

 

 

25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE .

 

"One day you'll have kids, and I'll bet they turn out just like you!"

 

 

Love You Mom :holiday:

[Boberro]

Probably they're talking about making russian ckpt for AH-64A Apache :tomato:

 

:megalol:

 

Hahaha, dobre

 

Mom rules are so funny

"Because I said so, that's why." - hahaha heard it so many times, like most of rest tags :D

[Geier]

Boberro - look around, the spring is coming now;) Just go for a walk and enjoy the weather:)

[mvsgas]

Well, if we are talking about funny or mes up stories

 

Well, if we are talking about funny or mess up stories

http://fourwrongsmakeawrong.com/2008/03/08/mastercard-weddingpriceless/

I just got this e-mail I I thought it was mess up and funny.

[bigbelgian]

Here we Go.........:)

 

We all have one - A Mother, that is. Herewith a Tribute to Dear 'Ol Mom:D

 

 

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I OWE MY MOTHER !!

 

Love You Mom :holiday:

 

Nice one Viper and very interesting,it was like a time-warp to the '80's and '90's for me :ufo:

[leafer]

lol @ 159th_Viper... :D

 

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not directly @ u but u know...

 

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when I said u know, I didn't mean "you know"

 

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my mother is so ugly, when she went to get baptized, the water said ef this and dissipated.