Gonzo01 Posted December 9, 2010 Posted December 9, 2010 All I want for Christmas is a pair of fully loaded A-10C's, so I can take-out Santa's workshop. Real estate prices at the South Pole are dropping like the temperature. Santa needs to pack-up shop, layoff about a third of his labor force, out-source the remaining two thirds and move to the South Pole. Maybe keep on a few managment heads in Switzerland for a lower coporate tax rate. While were at it; lets have a little M&A (merger and acquisition) activity and buy out Amazon.com and move Santa's call center to India. Did you know that the cost of health care for an elf has sky rocketed and it only covers about a third of what it used too. Maybe we can get the elfs some universal health care, while raising there Capital Gains Tax and increasing the mandatory retirement age to 412. Also, let's see if we can get Santa some of that government bail-out money since he's been operating in the Red for the last 2 thousand years.:lol:
Gonzo01 Posted December 9, 2010 Author Posted December 9, 2010 It was just a little holiday cheer. I've been out sourced.:lol::lol::lol:;););)
Tango Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 If we out-source the world, where will we be then? ;) Best regards, Tango.
joey45 Posted December 11, 2010 Posted December 11, 2010 BAH-HUMBUG all the way mate...... pic to follow when I get home... The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, here on the ED forums at 3 'o' clock in the morning, with my reputation. Are they mad.." https://ko-fi.com/joey45
bumfire Posted December 11, 2010 Posted December 11, 2010 If we out-source the world, where will we be then? ;) Best regards, Tango. INDIA!!!! The entire world would be in india if that happened.
104th_Crunch Posted December 11, 2010 Posted December 11, 2010 I had holiday cheer. but they outsourced all my cheer.
Aliboy Posted December 11, 2010 Posted December 11, 2010 Momma and me say cheer's from India! 1 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Gonzo01 Posted December 12, 2010 Author Posted December 12, 2010 :thumbup:Cheers right back to you mate.:)
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