Hi-Hat_504 Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 a bit of Friday night humour for you :) S! Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me! Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. >"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre , kiss me much lower Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!" CO vvs 504th Red Hammers
britgliderpilot Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 Regardless of what you say about the French and Italian fighter pilots . . . . . for as far back as they go, those boys have STYLE. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/britgliderpilot/BS2Britgliderpilot-1.jpg
Hellcat61 Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 This thread needs pics of Marie. Indeed! :icon_anal "When you're out of Tomcats, you're out of fighters!"
Sleek Posted July 30, 2005 Posted July 30, 2005 "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!" __________________ Lmao haha n1!! nice to see some quality humour for a change!! Be Good..Be Strong..:drink: ;)
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