Esac_mirmidon Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 (edited) Please take this only as a kind joke from a ED lover. ( sorry for my poor english) ED Way Of Life: First of all ED announces something about a fighter module but in a uncertain way... - Then ED announces other... - Latter ED launchs a patch to fix bugs introduced by the first fighter module rumour... - After that part of the ED Team are moved to work in the announced rumour... - Meanwhile ED launchs a Beta about a John Deere Tractor only to see how the community reacts.. - Again they work in a bug fixing patch for this tractor... - The team section working in the first module rumour launchs a Fighter, but by mistake, it flies like a tractor. This team is awarded with a no return travel to Syberia... - A fix for the Tractor in Beta stage is launched, adding a main gear box, but it breaks suddenly the MP stability... - Community started to get angry... -Matt starts to get more angry, moving all his resources working on MP stability, except the Syberian Team... - The Syberian Team gets angry also and they left over the fighter module flying like a tractor and they start to work on the AFM of a Chevy Nova... -Another Patch launched fixing MP stability but the tractor gear box gets porked... - Community angry again... - A F-18C video landing in Sochi is filtered... - The worldwide bibs reserves get spended in one day.... - F-18C announced for 2050 ( maybe 2049 but no promises)... -Kleenex seeing a great bussines shows as a newThird Party DCS: Kleenex... -New patch fixing the tractor main gear box... - Community is desperate waiting so long. ED announces a MOD for a Flying John Deere Tractor.. -Matt sees the bussines, Syberian team returns working in the tractors AFM... -¡At last! Matt see more bussines, announcing the next DCS module DCS: Chevy Nova John Deere. - Released Chevy Nova John Deere Beta, announced Tractor AFM for 30$. -The news caused hundreds of bugs, but a patch for the Chevy Nova fix all of them... -Kleenex employ an engeneer, his kleenex will also fly, like the DCS Tractor. Community starts to cry full of emotion... -Matt is moved to a Syberian hospital because a laugh attack with his mouth dislocated.... Edited June 14, 2013 by Esac_mirmidon " You must think in russian.." [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Windows 7 Home Premium-Intel 2500K OC 4.6-SSD Samsung EVO 860- MSI GTX 1080 - 16G RAM - 1920x1080 27´ Hotas Rhino X-55-MFG Crosswind Rudder Pedals -Track IR 4
RIPTIDE Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 Well, considering One of the team is in Minsk, Belarus do make sturdy tractors. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
P1KW Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 LOL!!! Lo has hecho. Another ED lover, waiting for Mi-8 beta. Greetings! "If adventure is dangerous, try the routine. It is deadly." Paulo Coelho.
WildBillKelsoe Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 you forgot one important aspect of ED: -ED throws newsletters out of nowhere that causes an aviator armchair general (like me) whiskers to erect!!! Me got to go to bank or call bank or... just to arm my ED-exclusive card!!! AWAITING ED NEW DAMAGE MODEL IMPLEMENTATION FOR WW2 BIRDS Fat T is above, thin T is below. Long T is faster, Short T is slower. Open triangle is AWACS, closed triangle is your own sensors. Double dash is friendly, Single dash is enemy. Circle is friendly. Strobe is jammer. Strobe to dash is under 35 km. HDD is 7 times range key. Radar to 160 km, IRST to 10 km. Stay low, but never slow.
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