zorlac Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 ...and I cant even get my php "hello world" program to run :) and the stats script doesnt use SQL either... well, what a great start this is to our collaboration :) Yes, its turned into a nightmare spaghetti monster piece of code.... bug fixes only for the near future, I dont want to touch it again for a while.
Harven Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Shaman Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself. erm..:rolleyes: hUh? 51PVO Founding member (DEC2007-) 100KIAP Founding member (DEC2018-) :: Shaman aka [100☭] Shamansky tail# 44 or 444 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] 100KIAP Regiment Early Warning & Control officer
Harven Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 Well... this further backs up my previous statement..."According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."
Pilotasso Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 No way, Mr spock would give Norris a neck pinch before he could do that. After all Spock has the best technology for time travel and the best logical intuition to anticipate chuck's moves. ;) .
Harven Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 But you see.... There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. If Spock were to go for the neck pinch.. he would meet his doom!
504 Wolverine Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 WARNING: ATTEMPTED THREAD HIJACK !!! PUT DOWN THE KEYBOARD AND WALK AWAY !!!! :p :icon_lol: [/url]
Harven Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 Well... I like the stats now (I'm on topic you see) and... Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Pilotasso Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 But you see.... There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. If Spock were to go for the neck pinch.. he would meet his doom! LOL who cares about Norris's cybernetic chin fist, if Spock pinches from the back? LOL .
Pilotasso Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 His beard wraps around his neck. Dont forget that Spock has a history book telling him what plastic cirurgies he ever took (including his hispanic skin darkening shades wich will be the fashion in 2050's). Spock would have easely disabled all the cybertnetic addons by the use of EMP from his tri-quarter. ;) .
Harven Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 He doesn't use cybernetics.... also he is more logical then Spock.. you see, Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Harven Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 Some people wear Batman pajamas. Batman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. This also proves Chuck Norris to be a better man than Spock.. who would need an entry tube. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Weta43 Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 He'll never take them up on the beer - he can't hold his drink. Every time he walks into a bar he gets into a fight. Cheers.
Harven Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 He can drink as much as he wants... note what he is capable of.. Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
Pilotasso Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 He can drink as much as he wants... note what he is capable of.. Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. That theory is wrong, Spock can fold space around Norris so he would punch himself. :) .
Harven Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 He wouldn't get the chance... you see.. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday
504Goon Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Do you guys actually mean that we should include Chuck Norris, Spock, Batman Captain Pi...Kirk in the stats aswell?:D Should they be ground objects, or flyables? 504th CO http://www.vvs504.co.uk
Harven Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Ground Objects :D ... Well Chuck Norris can be a flyable.
zorlac Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Hey, look who turned up last night and kicked our butts... Chuck Norris Stats 1
Pilotasso Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 LOL Speaking of wich look how long the list of single perfect K/D rate is...LOL Why dont they show up more often now? ;) .
zorlac Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 LOL Speaking of wich look how long the list of single perfect K/D rate is...LOL Why dont they show up more often now? ;) oh, now there is a thought... only show players who have played on the server within the last <insert-number-here> days... mmm... will look at that, might keep the stats "fresh". I`ll go take a look at the code and see if thats possible
Harven Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Hey, look who turned up last night and kicked our butts... Chuck Norris Stats That's awesome :p
zorlac Posted January 28, 2006 Posted January 28, 2006 This week, I`ll be looking at a new way to sort the A2A pilots list, because right now its not quite fair. Its favouring the "one flight, one kill, never return" pilots. Someone comes in, shoots down one plane and leaves, they have 1 kill, 0 deaths, and are at the top part of the list. Someone else comes in, shoots down 100 planes and gets killed once, and they are in the second part of the table. Not quite right somehow. Will probaby work on a scoring system something like: Kills - Deaths - (4 x Team Kills) and then sort the list using these "Score/Points" values, and eliminate the Kill/Death ratio column completely. I will also apply the same kind of scoring for the A2G pilots table too. (Thanks to Shamman for showing me a better way to "score" pilots)
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