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Well, Bill,' said God, 'I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go.' Bill replied, 'Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?' God said, 'You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?' 'Sure' said Bill, 'Let's go!' Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. 'This is great!' said Bill. 'If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven.' God replied, 'Let's go. And so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. 'God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell.' 'As you desire,' said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. 'How ya doin', Bill?' asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, 'This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?' 'Oh THAT!' said God. 'That was the Screen saver.' :megalol::megalol::megalol:
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Group Closed due to lack of interest.
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Don't forget Check6 which is a French mod site. You can access that through Modman or http://www.checksix-fr.com/ and also you can check out the downloads section on our website.
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If you live in the UK, then the way to get FC would be by buying the Vanilla Lockon from any shop that sell PC games such as Staples, Wilkinsons and places like that. And buying Flaming Cliffs using your credit card through PROTX from http://www.lockon.co.uk. And also If you want Lockon Gold (the vanilla Lockon with flaming cliffs addon) you can buy that from Computer Exchange (CEX) for £6: http://www.cex.co.uk/products/Gaming/PC%20Gaming/PC%20Games/index.php?sku=5060023731461&name=Lock%20On%20Gold&mode=buy
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Yes but you can't pay with paypal.
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:thumbup: Hi Guys. I have just started a community group right here on ED forums for any Lockon/Blackshark pilots who are also members of the Salvation Army. The reason behind this group is because I have been in the community for 2 years now and I am under the impression that I am the only Salvationist here. So I have decided to find out if there are any others around. If you are interested in joining this group then please reply to this thread with the name of the Corps you attend. Route out!
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Thanks Moby! I guess i'm the only one in the community that is a member of the SA. Oh well. :(:(
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In what era does Lock On take place?
AustinN360 replied to Aeroscout's topic in Lock On: Flaming Cliffs 1 & 2
I would say the 20 years between 1980 and 2000. But thats just my thoughts. -
1.12a and 1.12b are basically the same patch. Only difference is the b version was made for Vista compatibility whereas the a version was just made for XP.
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Calling Cougar gurus !(again)
AustinN360 replied to coolts's topic in PC Hardware and Related Software
Did you see that file i attached coolts? -
Calling Cougar gurus !(again)
AustinN360 replied to coolts's topic in PC Hardware and Related Software
Here is the profile a few of us in the 104th use. Hope it will help you. Just download and extract into your C:\Program Files (x86)\HOTAS\Files folder and place the Lomac.jpg file somewhere you can find it easily. Files.rar -
:pilotfly:Here's a link to a video with everything you need to know about getting online.:pilotfly: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=101032721
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Anyone?
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Flaming Cliffs cockpit mouse like KA50?
AustinN360 replied to grandkodiak's topic in Lock On: Flaming Cliffs 1 & 2
Simple answer! You can't. Lockon does not have any clickable cockpits like Blackshark has! Unless you are talking about head movement with the mouse. -
:thumbup: Hi Guys. I have just started a community group right here on ED forums for any Lockon/Blackshark pilots who are also members of the Salvation Army. The reason behind this group is because I have been in the community for 2 years now and I am under the impression that I am the only Salvationist here. So I have decided to find out if there are any others around. If you are interested in joining this group then please reply to this thread with the name of the Corps you attend. Route out!
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Hey Rage. That is exactly what they are doing! If this forum weren't "online" then how are we communicating? You aint the only one waiting for 2.0. My reason are for the new multiplayer server selection feature that will finally get rid of HyperLobby and the annoying idiots that just come online and spoil it for everyone before you even get start a mission.
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Well Star Trek does seem to "Be The Way Forward" lol Quote by Kim Cattrall, in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. Then: Now:
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I would have said Deanna Troi! lol Thanks for the kind words of encouragement guys!
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LOL done again! :D
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I second that.:thumbup:
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You don't need XP mode to run any game that works on XP. I run Lockon FC and have run HL2, IL2 and BF 2142 on Win 7 x64 and x86 versions without any major issues.
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All Simhq says is Early 2010. There is NO specific date on there. http://www.simhq.com/_new_releases/new_releases.html http://www.simhq.com/_air13/air_434a.html
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:thumbup:I second that!:thumbup::D