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Beware!

 

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Space Shuttle Diverted

 

I work as an air traffic controller, and about 4 years ago, one of our controllers had the facility that works Edwards AFB to force us a progress strip ( it is the information we get on inbound aircraft) telling us that the B747 that carries the shuttle on it's back was diverting to our airport because of winds. He also had called one of our airport hangers and asked them to have it park at a certain location when it arrived.

 

Well the supervisors were all ready to handle this and notified the airport management. Well the joke became more public and the city called in workers on overtime to have the ramp swept for the arrival. Before the controller could call off the April Fool Joke, he had egg all over his face.

 

-ATC Man

 

A new Havok physics:

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Pre-emptive use of Hilary Clinton

 

 

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While it isn't in the HAHA category, it still gave me a smile on the face.

 

Boeing has considered a version of JDAM based on "compressed" 225 kilogram (500 pound) Mark 82 bombs. Two such shortened Mark 82s could be carried in a bombbay designed to carry a single 900 kilogram (2,000 pound) bomb. The short length would be achieved by using "lattice fins", which are paddle-shaped with a honeycomb lattice of air surfaces inside the paddle. The paddle is faced into the airstream and provides the aerodynamic equivalent of a much larger fin. The Soviets developed the lattice fin concept, and it is in use on several Russian missiles. The Russian Vympel firm holds a US patent on the technology and Boeing pays license fees to Vympel for its use.
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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
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Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

 

Any ship can be a minesweeper... some only once.

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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

 

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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

 

 

 

Good ones :)

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