Funny stuff ?!!

[TheMoose]

Now thats funny http://trololololololololololo.com/ a real lead man for your band :music_whistling:

[zakobi]

 

Reroll that thing. The stats sucks big time... :P

[zakobi]

First watch this "awesome" guy:

Then watch this guy:

[Lucas_From_Hell]

Complementing the economy jokes, some I saw a while ago in Brazil:

 

A Canadian Company

You have two cows. You use the American company model. The cows die. You blame the Brazilian protectionism and take protectionist measures to have the French company's three cows.

 

A Dutch Company

 

You have two cows. They live together, don't like bulls and it's alright.

 

A Spanish Company

You're very proud of having two cows.

 

 

Alternative versions:

 

An Italian Company:

 

You have two cows. One is your mother, the other is your mother-in-law, maledetto!

 

A German Company:

 

You have two cows. They produce milk on time and regularly, following quality standards and studied schedules previously stablished, in a precise and profitable way. But what you really wanted was to have pigs.

 

Good old rivalry :D:

 

An Argentine Company:

You have two cows. You try hard to teach the cows to moo in English. The cows die. You give their meat to the end of the year barbecue at the IMF.

 

A Portuguese Company:

 

You have two cows... And complain that your herd isn't growing.

 

 

And finally, the Brazillian model:

 

You have two cows. One is stolen. The government creates the CCPC - Compulsory Contribution for the Possession of Cow. An inspector comes and fines you, because although you have correctly paid the CCPC, the value was over the official number of cows, and not the real number. The Federal Revenue (lacking proper translation for "Receita Federal", maybe Pilotasso knows), by the data of your presumed consumption of milk, cheese, leather shoes and buttons, presumes that you have 200 cows. To get away from trouble, you give the cow left to the inspector so that he leaves you alone.

 

 

A couple more for the musicians:

 

A Guitar Player's Company:

 

You have two cows. If they're not vintage tube cows, they're useless.

 

 

Another Guitar Player's Company:

 

You have two cows, both tube cows, that moo like tube cows. You tell people that's because of the Multi-Effects. No one cares about your cows anymore.

 

 

Jimi Hendrix Company:

 

You have one cow. You set her on fire and change the history of barbecue.

 

 

Jim Morrison Company:

 

You have two cows, and you're all still alive in a secret ranch in Oregon.

 

 

Malmsteen Company:

 

You have two cows. You go and shred them.

 

 

:D

[*Rage*]

Love the level 1 human!!!

[zakobi]

Heh :D

[monotwix]

Security at the museum in Paris.

Artwork to the rescue.

[monotwix]

Stolen masterpieces:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10130840.stm

 

One of them on the verge of being found:

http://yayeveryday.com/images/post_images/2009-7-21/5525/1248202423.jpg

[zakobi]

[Lucas_From_Hell]

Couple of randoms...

 

Yo, 'sup Vlad!

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know if it's funny or tragic... but I laughed, just in case :P

 

 

 

Tell your children: to run to the hills :fear:

 

 

 

OK, done :P

[zakobi]

 

Lol: PETA blames unvegans for oil spill

Edited May 28, 2010 by zakobi

[zakobi]

[zakobi]

[Lucas_From_Hell]

[zakobi]

Be careful or i might start using this:

[Bucic]

Be careful or i might start using this:

http://forums.eagle.ru/showpost.php?p=864664&postcount=34

[Lucas_From_Hell]

I'm totally against stereotypes of any sort, including the ones about the supposedly unfriendly relation between the USA and world geography, but they do give people reasons to think that.

 

I have to agree with him the caption, however. Controversy at the World Cup - is it South Africa or South America, anyway? :music_whistling:

 

[Griffin]

^Related to that^

 

[Lucas_From_Hell]

:megalol:

 

I think someone misunderstood the headlines when he read "Finland closer to Germany" in the newspapers :music_whistling:

[zakobi]

But where do i go then??

 

[Lucas_From_Hell]

This really got me like "what the...?!"

 

[Dutch]

The Seven Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History

 

http://www.crystalkiss.com/dumbest-deaths-in-history/

[topol-m]

Kangaroo-stalker :lol:

 

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/05/14/147401_ntnews.html

 

Quote: "With his male pride on full alert, he started circling me." :animals_bunny: :doh:

[zakobi]

[zakobi]

A couple of good pictures :D http://www.dogguie.com/entrenamiento-militar-en-distintas-partes-del-mundo/