Gremlin Wishlist

[ApacheDoctor]

Any chance y all are going to throw in a finicky maintenance module with this one? I know you guys aim for fidelity and realism.

 

Some suggestions for you:

1. Random rotor over speed for no apparent reason but an MSPU or EDEC swap will fix it.

2. S39 check that clears fault codes

3. Side loader chute jam

4. Random cannon jams every 10-15 shots

5. One blade that just doesn’t track right every so often, for no apparent reason

6. My personal favorite: red x the bird because the fire extinguisher hasn’t been hefted in the allotted time.

 

Come on maintainers, lets hear the other funnies or ridiculous gripes you’ve had with this wonderful defiance of laws of physics. 

[Raptor9]

25 minutes ago, ApacheDoctor said:

Come on maintainers, lets hear the other funnies or ridiculous gripes you’ve had with this wonderful defiance of laws of physics. 

 

As long as such stories don't go into sensitive or restricted topics right?

[ApacheDoctor]

1 minute ago, Raptor9 said:

 

As long as such stories don't go into sensitive or restricted topics right?

Yea…those that worked on em know what those are. 

[NeedzWD40]

Not to worry; DCS has and will have enough gremlins that we won't be able to tell the difference between intentional ones and unintentional ones.

[AlphaOneSix]

Engine start circuit breaker pops when trying to start if one of the NGB/MGB temp transducers is bad.

 

[Flying.Panda]

The wiper... please do not simulate how bad the wiper works in real life