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  1. 1. Married / with gf (bf) / single

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    • Get in my Ka-50 and we'll fly to the moon.
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    • The Ka-50 is a single seated attack helicopter.
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I always wondered..

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I agree with you Pilo ;)

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Hi friend I am single only, why you are asking this.

 

No PM's please! I'm married.

 

I noticed that a lot of the guys here are married, I wondered if the majority. I think actually the overall age of the simmers is the reason.

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Hey, the single-seat thing is optimal for that. That way, whomever you are wooing has to sit in your lap if they're gonna get along for the ride. Don't even need to do that lame yawning trick. :D

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Posted

I walk the lonely road of a Russian attack helicopter pilot. The only woman in my life is my slick. I wonder if I should use that as a pickup line?

 

"Why would you go out with that poser? honey I fly attack helicopters. I'll let you use my stick while we fly to the moon. And trust me the Ka-50 has a highly capable autopilot and is spacious"

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EtherealN: I will promptly perform a sex change and offer my hand in marriage to whomever
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I think it raised a good point. If you are married, it has to mean a little less dedication to your hard-core sim time.

 

Me, I am married and with a 4YO, now that is really hard to balance if you add gaming time in. Plus I am working on my CFI.

 

I have a hard time deciding whether to play FC and pull some g's and shoot at things, or shoot some approaches and practice my commercial maneuvers in MS Flight Sim X.

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I'll be married in just a few days over 2 months. Flying to Aruba for the wedding! The Mrs is pretty cool with my simming/gaming. I even have gotten her to play a little bit of the console games. Working her up for some Half-Life2.

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Posted

She is working for Valve?

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The only woman in my life is my stick. I wonder if I should use that as a pickup line?

 

You'll be on the sexual predator list in seconds... and on the VIP list at the Jergen's Lotion Company.

 

My first wife was a flaming bitch. That was circa Everquest / Janes ATF... she bitched up a storm if I even looked at my monitor.. had to let her go (found her when I was in the Military so she didn't really count anyway). Years later I met a little blond who's a CEO and looks like Meg Ryan. I liked her a lot, but she had to answer one important question:

'I spend a lot of time on the computer.. I'm a gamer.. I'm not sure you can deal with that'.

Her answer was 'I'll get you snacks and rub your shoulders while you play'.

 

And they lived happily ever after.

It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm

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She is working for Valve?

 

 

No, I'm tring to get her comfortable with games. She messed around in the ArmA2 training area because no one was shooting at her. So, once she is more comfortable with games, I will guid her through some HL2 since it's pretty easy and gradually adds more difficulty. Makes it easier for newbies. She will never be into flight sims. Way to complicated for her tastse. She's smart enough to do it, but does not want to put that kind of work into a game.

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Years later I met a little blond who's a CEO and looks like Meg Ryan. I liked her a lot, but she had to answer one important question:

'I spend a lot of time on the computer.. I'm a gamer.. I'm not sure you can deal with that'.

Her answer was 'I'll get you snacks and rub your shoulders while you play'.

 

ROFL. Does she have an unmarried sister (who looks like Annette Benning) for me?

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You'll be on the sexual predator list in seconds... and on the VIP list at the Jergen's Lotion Company.

 

My first wife was a flaming bitch. That was circa Everquest / Janes ATF... she bitched up a storm if I even looked at my monitor.. had to let her go (found her when I was in the Military so she didn't really count anyway). Years later I met a little blond who's a CEO and looks like Meg Ryan. I liked her a lot, but she had to answer one important question:

'I spend a lot of time on the computer.. I'm a gamer.. I'm not sure you can deal with that'.

Her answer was 'I'll get you snacks and rub your shoulders while you play'.

 

And they lived happily ever after.

Lucky.... Meh me I'm the kind of guy that won't settle for just anything, my woman has to have something special... and if she starts to sound like my mom...:helpsmilie:Reason my last relationship failed. (Although I'm working on a cute burnette in my 4th block, but thats neither here nor there.) :smartass::joystick:

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I'll be married in just a few days over 2 months. Flying to Aruba for the wedding! The Mrs is pretty cool with my simming/gaming. I even have gotten her to play a little bit of the console games. Working her up for some Half-Life2.

 

Congrats for getting married, may you live long and prosper!

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Posted
You'll be on the sexual predator list in seconds... and on the VIP list at the Jergen's Lotion Company.

 

My first wife was a flaming bitch. That was circa Everquest / Janes ATF... she bitched up a storm if I even looked at my monitor.. had to let her go (found her when I was in the Military so she didn't really count anyway). Years later I met a little blond who's a CEO and looks like Meg Ryan. I liked her a lot, but she had to answer one important question:

'I spend a lot of time on the computer.. I'm a gamer.. I'm not sure you can deal with that'.

Her answer was 'I'll get you snacks and rub your shoulders while you play'.

 

And they lived happily ever after.

 

Never met a girl who would put up with gaming. So Im either playing or be with one of them, never the 2 things.

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Posted

forever blessed to be single. what can i say i got enough BS in the life, dont need to be harassed over my addictions: beer, pr0n, flying, house md, and family guy.

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Met my wife online - we have our own computers, i cant use hers incase i "mess up her configs".

 

She play's DoD, CS:Source, ArmA Joint Opps, and is a guildmaster in WoW.

 

I said - i wanna build a pit in the lounge - she said, fine but i get a 22" widescreen!

 

PS - she kicks my ass in everything except flight sims. lol

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No - Its a Stinger - Damn.......

 

My Pit - http://forums.eagle.ru/showthread.php?t=42253

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