StrongHarm Posted March 17, 2011 Posted March 17, 2011 Since we don't have the sniperpod, and I haven't the information to integrate it, I was considering creating the MidgetPod Mod. The midget would have the following features: *Attached to SniperPod with reinforced duct tape *Feed your midget on rearm refuel *Midget has read the manual.. so those who haven't can lean out and ask him, instead of asking in MP *Midget will give earlier warning of incoming missile than RWR, with spreading wet shorts indicator *Midget will point out the targets for you at 360deg.. midget has no gimbel limit *Midget has 'number of Mavericks fired' feature with suet on face indicator *Midget will have full physics for trees and small arms fire at low altitude. Feedback for current or additional features is appreciated. 1 It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
ScEBlack1 Posted March 17, 2011 Posted March 17, 2011 How about a shart warning for incoming missile's?
StrongHarm Posted March 17, 2011 Author Posted March 17, 2011 *Threat level added... levels are: -Profuse Sweating -Semi-Audible wail -Lumpy shorts It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
egorter Posted March 17, 2011 Posted March 17, 2011 I like the Marine pod :smilewink: Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati Master sergeant shooter sergeant important person of sergeants extreme:gun_rifle:
Shaman Posted March 17, 2011 Posted March 17, 2011 Can he apply intimidate fixes to avionics compartment like R2D2? ;) 51PVO Founding member (DEC2007-) 100KIAP Founding member (DEC2018-) :: Shaman aka [100☭] Shamansky tail# 44 or 444 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] 100KIAP Regiment Early Warning & Control officer
Jg2001_Rasputin Posted March 17, 2011 Posted March 17, 2011 Oh! You are killing me! I just had to climb up to the desk again. :D
StrongHarm Posted March 22, 2011 Author Posted March 22, 2011 I did a quick search and found a few questions directed to me in various threads. I've not answered them for atleast one of the following reasons: 1. I've not yet waterproofed my iPhone 2. I've not yet integrated my iPhone I to my diving goggles HUD 3. I was distracted by a formation landing of F-18s at NAS Key West 4. I was distracted by bikinis while being distracted by F-18s 5. I was pooring too much scotch in my glass while being distracted by bikinis while being distracted by f-18s 6. I was pooring scotch on my foot while being distracted by my wifes stinging arm slap while being distracted by bikinis while being distracted by F-18s while opchecking my dive gear that doesn't yet have iPhone integration 7. I was on vacation till the end of the month It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
PlainSight Posted March 22, 2011 Posted March 22, 2011 I like the Marine pod [ATTACH]49116[/ATTACH]:smilewink: Sniper pod You're doing it wrong [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Panzertard Posted March 22, 2011 Posted March 22, 2011 Obviously you have been digging around in the code for the new ServMan - and you stole all the cool new features! The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open | The important thing is not to stop questioning
El_Roto Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 What, not one short joke?! *Short turn-around time. *Short warm-up time. *Will not short out in wet conditions. *Short fuse for close-in targets. Etc. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] 257th Fighting Falcons/First VFW-25th Virtual Fighter Squadron Specs: Win7 HP 64 bit, i7-960 @ 3.2GHz, 12GB DDR3 RAM @ 1333MHz, Intel-based Alienware mobo, 256GB Samsung SSD, WD 1.0TB HD, Samsung LCD monitor @ 1920x1200, TM Warthog, SIMPED vario F-16 rudders w/brakes, R.A.T. 7 mouse, 2xMimo 7" LCDs, 2xTM Cougar MFDs, and TrackIR4 w/Pro Clip. Wife who tolerates it. Cat who thinks she can interrupt at ANY time. :doh:
vrv Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 Why not integrate both the midget and marine pod(s)? :P [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] EtherealN: I will promptly perform a sex change and offer my hand in marriage to whomever
StrongHarm Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 The marine pod is loadout available and can be fixed to stations 3 or 9. The midget pod is a device permanently fixed to the airframe... except for when it has to go wee wee. They could be used simultaneously, though the midget pod may not cooperate due to the marines periodically engaging in unauthorized 'tosses' with the midget on the tarmac. It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
vrv Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Where is Panzertard when you need him? He's a expert on everything midget. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] EtherealN: I will promptly perform a sex change and offer my hand in marriage to whomever
Kenan Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Just fire the d*mn midget! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Commanding Officer of: 2nd Company 1st financial guard battalion "Mrcine" See our squads here and our . Croatian radio chat for DCS World
104th_Crunch Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 I don't think you have enough intel to properly model this. ED would have made DCS:Midget if there was enough declassified info by now. If you insist making this mod I suggest that the midget pod features ECM with 10 second spool up so there is no midget blinking. 1
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