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Since we don't have the sniperpod, and I haven't the information to integrate it, I was considering creating the MidgetPod Mod. The midget would have the following features:

 

*Attached to SniperPod with reinforced duct tape

*Feed your midget on rearm refuel

*Midget has read the manual.. so those who haven't can lean out and ask him, instead of asking in MP

*Midget will give earlier warning of incoming missile than RWR, with spreading wet shorts indicator

*Midget will point out the targets for you at 360deg.. midget has no gimbel limit

*Midget has 'number of Mavericks fired' feature with suet on face indicator

*Midget will have full physics for trees and small arms fire at low altitude.

 

Feedback for current or additional features is appreciated.

 

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*Threat level added... levels are:

-Profuse Sweating

-Semi-Audible wail

-Lumpy shorts

It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm

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I like the Marine pod

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Can he apply intimidate fixes to avionics compartment like R2D2? ;)

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Posted

I did a quick search and found a few questions directed to me in various threads. I've not answered them for atleast one of the following reasons:

1. I've not yet waterproofed my iPhone

2. I've not yet integrated my iPhone I to my diving goggles HUD

3. I was distracted by a formation landing of F-18s at NAS Key West

4. I was distracted by bikinis while being distracted by F-18s

5. I was pooring too much scotch in my glass while being distracted by bikinis while being distracted by f-18s

6. I was pooring scotch on my foot while being distracted by my wifes stinging arm slap while being distracted by bikinis while being distracted by F-18s while opchecking my dive gear that doesn't yet have iPhone integration

7. I was on vacation till the end of the month

It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm

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Obviously you have been digging around in the code for the new ServMan - and you stole all the cool new features!

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What, not one short joke?!

 

 

*Short turn-around time.

*Short warm-up time.

*Will not short out in wet conditions.

*Short fuse for close-in targets.

 

Etc.

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Why not integrate both the midget and marine pod(s)? :P

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The marine pod is loadout available and can be fixed to stations 3 or 9. The midget pod is a device permanently fixed to the airframe... except for when it has to go wee wee.

 

They could be used simultaneously, though the midget pod may not cooperate due to the marines periodically engaging in unauthorized 'tosses' with the midget on the tarmac.

It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm

Posted

Where is Panzertard when you need him? He's a expert on everything midget.

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I don't think you have enough intel to properly model this. ED would have made DCS:Midget if there was enough declassified info by now. If you insist making this mod I suggest that the midget pod features ECM with 10 second spool up so there is no midget blinking.

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