Pyroflash Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 It seems the gods do not look favorably upon me. Every time I go to plan a flight, I have to end up cancelling it because of bad weather. So my question is this. Does anyone know any good rituals or dances that I could perform to perhaps clear up the skies enough for me to fly? I have to ask that none of these involve human sacrifice though. For some reason it is illegal here. If you aim for the sky, you will never hit the ground.
monotwix Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 You can sacrifice some bacon and if you see some improvement in the wind direction, you could then sacrifice the whole rump stake to clear up the clouds and then dance. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
effte Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 I know a rain dance which works. Unfortunately it looks exactly the same as the movements performed when getting on a bike*. For flying, the ritual is known as "instrument training". ;) *) That's "motorcycle" for the Atlantically challenged. ----- Introduction to UTM/MGRS - Trying to get your head around what trim is, how it works and how to use it? - DCS helos vs the real world.
winz Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Sorry, I only know rain dance... it's called 'washing your car' The Valley A-10C Version Revanche for FC 3
starkey817 Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 For flying, the ritual is known as "instrument training". ;) I laughed :p
monotwix Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 If you are planning the route to land in the bin garden, just make sure that Chinook is stealthy. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
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