Best Spam Ever

[FLANKERATOR]

Received today on my spam folder..funny as hell :D

 

It's my pleasure to contact you with this proposal, I am Aisha Gaddafi the

only daughter to Muammar Gaddafi formal Libya president. I know this

message may come to you as a surprise.

 

I am in position with my father fund and asset and my dad also deposited

some money in my name in a security firm..

 

America and United Nation (UN) are after my father's money, this the prove

on how the UN and America want to froze my father asset

 

http://www.reuters.com/ article/2011/10/21/us-libya- gaddafi-assets- idUSTRE79K42020111021

 

 

About $19 billion in assets believed to have been under the control of

Gaddafi or associates have been located and frozen by the United Nations

and member countries, U.S, officials have said since rebel forces began fighting to oust him from power.

 

But other estimates suggest Gaddafi controlled as much as $30 billion in

assets in the United States alone, plus large holdings in Europe and South

Africa, said Victor Comras,a former money laundering expert for the United Nations and U.S. State Department.

 

We the -MUSLIMS- should not fold our hand to see that my father asset is

frozen, they we only use this fund for their own use.

I need your assistance in moving some of my father asset to your country

for security reason.

 

We will make all arrangement on percentage, help me keep this asset you

have your own percent.

 

ALLAH WILL BLESS YOU

 

Regard

 

Aisha Gaddafi

[cichlidfan]

Certainly more interesting than what I usually get, though I generally just glance through the list before deleting.

 

I just checked mine and all I have is an ad from a coffee vendor telling me to 'get high school skinny now!' :D

[Pyroflash]

Yeah, that one is great. Some of these people can be really creative.

[EtherealN]

I got one from the wife of Bashar al-Assad on the company mailbox not so long ago. :)

Poor girl was clearly in a hurry, since poor Asma, who is born, raised and educated in the united kingdom, had a sudden fit of extremely poor spelling. Even mispelled her husbands name! :D

 

Yup... seems legit... :D

Edited October 1, 2012 by EtherealN

[leafer]

Can you people just shut up and give leafer your money already!?! :D

[lokitexas]

So....did you get the money yet?????

 

 

 

 

:megalol:

[leafer]

might have to try a more subtle approach... :D

[Cedaway]

Wasn't that legit? Oh, no! My economies :doh:

 

:lol::lol::lol:

[chaotikchiken]

I think the only way those messages pass spam filters is that they're so gramatically incorrect they're not viewed as someone trying to spam you lol

[Emmer]

If she ever wants kids i have the perfect ride for her: