Hey guys, I am brainstorming ideas for the satire I am supposed to write and I'd like a little help. So the idea is, a man goes to a car dealership to buy a car, and his wife to him to buy a hybrid, but he wants a huge manly SUV. As he is walking to the salesmen, he is quickly thinking of ridiculous reasons why he should get the SUV, not the hybrid. I already have one reason, since we(America) went into war in the middle east and secured lots of oil, it would be unpatriotic to not use it. I'm also working on another, that hybrids are so small compared to SUV, they are unsafe to drive because an SUV might not see the hybrid and crash into it. Do you guys have any ideas either for getting the SUV, or against getting the hybrid? Thanks:thumbup: