Positive
"Can tell the difference between a plane and a bus"
"Knows Where The Eject lever is"
"Flying like a bird"
Negative, these where easier to think of
"So wheres the on button in this thing?"
"Never passed flight school"
"I tried cooking a marshmellow in my Afterburner, It didnt Work"
"Canopies Why?"
"I can fly a plane without wings, can you?"
just a little bit of my humour :)
rekoal