THE PILOT'S TEN COMMANDMENTS
I Beware of the intersection takeoff for verily the
runway behind thee and altitude above thee are no
more useful than another hole in the head.
II Tarry not on active runways for mad confusion may
result causing thee to make like a chopping block.
III Ignore not thy checklist, for many are the
switches, valves, and handles waiting to take
vengeance upon thee.
IV Look to thy left and to thy right as thou journey
through the sky or thy fellow pilots will surely buy
beers for thy widow and console her in other ways.
V Buzz not, for this incurreth the wrath of thy
neighbor and bringeth the fury of the FAA on thy
head and shoulders.
VI Takest the measure of thy fuel for verily, a tank
full of air is an embarrassment at 10,000 feet.
Yea, and even more so on departure leg.
VII Push not through the scud lest the Angel Gabriel
be waiting on the other side.
VIII Trifle not with the thunderstorm for thy wings and
tail feathers are like to be shorn from thy sky
chariot, and thyself be cast about the firmament.
IX Be wary of weather prophets for the truth is not
always in them.
X Check frequently thy airspeed on final lest the
firmament riseth up and smite thee.