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Guest IguanaKing
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What is the Meaning of Life - anyone with me on this . lol

 

 

42 :D

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SPECIAL PRODUCTS AND MACHINES

SERIOUS PEOPLE ALWAYS MAIME

STOP PICKING ANTS..MARIE............ SPAM

 

but seriously what can someone do to the overwhelming gobbly gook thats readly available for non users?

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Guest IguanaKing
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"What do you mean, "Ugghh"?!!! I don't like spam!!!"

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"We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap?"

What you been smoking??:icon_ques

oo err...missus:animals_bunny:

 

** Anti-Pastie**

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Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget cafe, at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same.

 

They sailed from these fiords here, assembled at Trondheim, and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd.

Once in Bromley they assembled in the Green Midget cafe, and SPAM selecting a SPAM particular SPAM item from the SPAM menu would SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM...

Guest IguanaKing
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LOL!!! More Python fans...gawd I love this place. :icon_supe

 

"Now, what about this product of yours...the 'Crunchy Frog'? That's not a real frog is it?"

 

"Of course it is, we never use any artificial ingredients!"

 

 

 

"How about cheddar? Surely you must have some of that."

 

"Sorry sir, fresh out of cheddar."

 

"Its not much of a 'Cheese Shoppe' is it?"

 

"Well...its a very clean shoppe, sir."

 

"Yes, I agree, it certainly seems to be uncontaminated by cheese!"

 

:icon_jook

Guest IguanaKing
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"Ask me your questions, bridge-keeper, I am not afraid."

 

Any of you guys seen "The Hollow Men?"...that's a hilarious British comedy show.

 

"Pardon me...but would you happen to carry such a thing as Vag Badger?"

 

"A Vag Badger? What's that?"

 

"Its a small mammal that nests in women's front bottoms and weaves itself a protective canopy of muff hair. " :D

Guest IguanaKing
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I never realised Americans had humour....:icon_mrgr

 

We've got lots of it.

 

"I like an escalator because it can never leave you stranded. It can only temporarily BECOME STAIRS. The sign will never say its out of order, it will just say "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

 

"I rented a car and finally realized that I had driven 40 miles with the emergency brake on. I know that doesn't say a lot about me, but it says even less about the EMERGENCY BRAKE. Instead of calling it the emergency brake, they should just call it the emergency 'make car smell funny' lever."

Guest IguanaKing
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Oh...check 'em out G...they're side-splitters. :D

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yea there are some funny Americans, Glen Larson's far side stuff still cracks me up, first time I realised some of you guys actually enjoy cheapshot irony

...which is a good thing and of course Frank Zappa, tho many didnt appreciate his comic greatness and just saw him as a Brilliant/mad musician :icon_supe

oo err...missus:animals_bunny:

 

** Anti-Pastie**

Guest IguanaKing
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A foolish young man.

He wanted to become a caucasian.

....

 

Do you know what you are?

You are what you is.

 

Zappa rules, and Glen Larson is also hilarious. I love his cartoons.

 

"Scientists have recently discovered that dinosaur bones are actually the discarded remains from giant alien picnics."

Guest IguanaKing
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what was this thread about anyway ?, :icon_jook

 

Deep thoughts. :icon_jook

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