Vekkinho Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 (edited) Is that how you turn rocks into sand in Afghanistan?!! This guy's gotta many rocks to crack! Edited October 26, 2009 by Vekkinho [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
159th_Viper Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 ^^^ Nope - He missed the Bi-Monthly Relief Chopper and decided to take the Budget Airline, FABAir, Home........:music_whistling: :P Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
monotwix Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 (edited) The guerrilla war is out in the open. So let's get it opened. Edited October 26, 2009 by monotwix I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
monotwix Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Electronics is a good source of thinking whilst the casing could do with some noodles. 1 I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
monotwix Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 A little mustard? Dejong de la we. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VelmrKWagk&feature=fvw I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
Peyoteros Posted October 26, 2009 Author Posted October 26, 2009 Facts you just gotta know!!!!!!! *If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.) *If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) * The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) * A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) *A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (But I'm still not over the pig.) *Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work.) * The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) *The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) *The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a lake?) *Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity.) * Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) *The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) *Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) *Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Okay... so that would be a good thing) *A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that one out.) *An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) *Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) * Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) *Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) 2 "Eagle Dynamics" - simulating human madness since 1991 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ۞ ۞
joey45 Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 (edited) HAHA like it peyoteros. http://titsandasses.org/ Edited October 26, 2009 by joey45 The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, here on the ED forums at 3 'o' clock in the morning, with my reputation. Are they mad.." https://ko-fi.com/joey45
monotwix Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 (edited) You guy are taking a pork out piss. That is not how the pork sausages are made! Lets start from the top. First it has to be prepared and then shot and stuffed. No offence to obesity unlike that TV commercial that says don’t stuff your kids or they wont play or some thing, let the dog have some. Edited October 27, 2009 by monotwix I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
159th_Viper Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!" Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight." A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach." Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
EtherealN Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 *Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Actually incorrect. Almost all hominid species share this characteristic (as well as most mammals and species in the dinosauriea (birds)) as well as the commonality of em... "alternative" sexual behaviour. You'll be hard pressed to find a sexual behaviour present in our species that is not well documented in apes. Still, a marvellously funny post. :D 1 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Daniel "EtherealN" Agorander | Даниэль "эфирныйн" Агорандер Intel i7 2600K @ 4.4GHz, ASUS Sabertooth P67, 8GB Corsair Vengeance @ 1600MHz, ASUS GTX 560Ti DirectCU II 1GB, Samsung 830series 512GB SSD, Corsair AX850w, two BENQ screens and TM HOTAS Warthog DCS: A-10C Warthog FAQ | DCS: P-51D FAQ | Remember to read the Forum Rules | | | Life of a Game Tester
Namenlos Ein Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 From Russia with Love: MiG-29 Jet Fighter Tattoo 1
Peyoteros Posted October 28, 2009 Author Posted October 28, 2009 Stick to the thread purpose please. "Eagle Dynamics" - simulating human madness since 1991 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ۞ ۞
Peyoteros Posted October 28, 2009 Author Posted October 28, 2009 From Russia with Love: MiG-29 Jet Fighter Tattoo So, what's funny about that? :huh: "Eagle Dynamics" - simulating human madness since 1991 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ۞ ۞
gigz-on Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Only very detailed pic.. 1 My YouTube Channel:
Peyoteros Posted October 28, 2009 Author Posted October 28, 2009 Only very detailed pic.. Thats fine, this is a funny things thread, not an drawing corner. 1 "Eagle Dynamics" - simulating human madness since 1991 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ۞ ۞
gigz-on Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 this is a funny things thread, not an drawing corner. :laugh: :thumbup: My YouTube Channel:
monotwix Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Any RBK-250 down the crack? I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
159th_Viper Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Thats fine, this is a funny things thread, not an drawing corner. 'Cos it's Funny! Not every day you see a R27-EA on a Mig 29.......:P 1 Novice or Veteran looking for an alternative MP career? Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] '....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell.... One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'
gigz-on Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 'Cos it's Funny! Not every day you see a R27-EA on a Mig 29.......:P :lol: My YouTube Channel:
Peyoteros Posted October 28, 2009 Author Posted October 28, 2009 'Cos it's Funny! Not every day you see a R27-EA on a Mig 29.......:P Don't even start ...:huh: "Eagle Dynamics" - simulating human madness since 1991 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ۞ ۞
monotwix Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 You wish you’ve seen some more tattoos now ha. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
Vekkinho Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 The funniest thing here is that I personally know a man who has that Fulcrum tatoo on his back...How small this world is! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Peyoteros Posted October 28, 2009 Author Posted October 28, 2009 The funniest thing here is that I personally know a man who has that Fulcrum tatoo on his back...How small this world is! Well, this one is not really on the back... Stay on topic, last warning! :lol: 1 "Eagle Dynamics" - simulating human madness since 1991 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] ۞ ۞
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