Conure Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Soldier "Let me see your identification" Pilot "You don't need to see my identification" Soldier "I don't need to see your identification" Pilot "I'm not the pilot you are looking for" Soldier "You're not the pilot we are looking for" Pilot "I can go about my business" Soldier "You can go about your business" Pilot "Move along" Soldier "Move along...move along" :D Intel i7 6700k, Asus GTX1070, 16gb DDR4 @ 3200mhz, CH Fighterstick, CH Pro Throttle, CH Pro Rudder Pedals, Samsung Evo 850 SSD @ 500GB * 2, TrackIR 5 and 27" monitor running at 2560 * 1440, Windows 10.
Krebs20 Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 "If you wish to pass your must answer 3 questions. What is your name?" [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
636_Castle Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It’s not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with “Yes, Drill Sergeant”. FG Stupid is as stupid does, sir. :D [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] How To Fix Your X-52's Rudder!
RodBorza Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 "Ok, here's the deal... I show you where the wreckage is and you can take it and give it to the press. Me? show me the nearest UAZ so I can drive home." :D This is an amazing sim! 'Nuff said!:pilotfly: YouTube: SloppyDog
StrongHarm Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 (edited) Why yes! I am big time American movie star Thomas Cruise. No, those explosions were just for the movie. I'm going to need one of your tanks and three bottles of vodka... bystro bystro! Edited March 11, 2011 by StrongHarm It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
galagamo Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 (edited) Pardon me sir, could you help me with this crotch harness. It's killing me! Edited March 11, 2011 by galagamo [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] OS:WIN7 HP X64|MOBO:ASRock Z68|CPU:I52500k@4Ghz|RAM:12Gb 3x4Gb GSkill Ripjaws 9-9-9-24 @1600Mhz|GPU:ASUS GTX580|HDD:2x128Gb Crucial sataIII SSD raid0|PSU:Antek 1000watt|Case:Antek 1200|Peripherals: TMWH|Saitek ProFlight rudder pedals|TrackIr4
andysim Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 "I was restarting my right engine and hit Control E by mistake"
Namenlos Ein Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 (edited) Soldier: Hande hoch! Uh… (looking in the field phrasebook) Hands up or I shoot you! Pilot: Damn, there is no keys for “Hands up!” command! Edited March 11, 2011 by Namenlos Ein
Napa Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Soldier: Hande hoch! Uh… (looking in the field phrasebook) Hands up or I shoot you! Pilot: Damn, there no keys for “Hands up!” command! There's 7 lines of text in english and 4 in russian.. Something's missing? :P Intel i7 12700k / Corsair H150i Elite Capellix / Asus TUF Z690 Wifi D4 / Corsair Dominator 32GB 3200Mhz / Corsair HW1000W / 1x Samsung SSD 970 Evo Plus 500Gb + 1 Corsair MP600 1TB / ASUS ROG Strix RTX 3080 OC V2 / Fractal Design Meshify 2 / HOTAS Warthog / TFRP Rudder / TrackIR 5 / Dell U2515h 25" Monitor 1440p
Mirtma Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 I believe communist part was left out. Gigabyte Z490 Gaming X | i5 10600K@4700 | 32 Gb DDR4 @ 3200Mhz | Gigabyte Aorus GeForce GTX 1080 Ti 11G | MONITOR IIYAMA 24,5" LED LCD @ 1920 x 1080 | Windows 11 | Saitek X-55 Rhino | TrackIR 5 Pro
llama Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 dude! your gun goes bangybangy! Mine goes BUURRRPPPP!!!!! 1 Asrock z68 Extreme4Gen3 Intel i5-2500K 8GB ram EVGA GTX 770 4GB Creative Recon3d Fatality Champion HDD's 320 GB Maxtor 7200RPM (OS and misc system files) 1 TB Hitachi 7200 RPM (games and music, storage) 64 GB Sandisk u100 SSD (Star Wars and DCS world 1.2.7) Trackir 4 Saitek X65F:joystick: Saitek X52 (Use flightstick for helo and WWII Sims, but X65 throttle) CH Pro pedals Thrustmaster MFD's Logitech X5500 Speakers Sennheiser PC360 Headphones Win 7 Home Premium (64 Bit)
BiPod Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 WTF!!!......Can anyone spot the MAJOR problem with the first line of the English translation?
Succellus Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 No as i can t see the picture i got this damn freaking iced frog. HaF 922, Asus rampage extreme 3 gene, I7 950 with Noctua D14, MSI gtx 460 hawk, G skill 1600 8gb, 1.5 giga samsung HD. Track IR 5, Hall sensed Cougar, Hall sensed TM RCS TM Warthog(2283), TM MFD, Saitek pro combat rudder, Cougar MFD.
Teej Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 "I'm looking for the nuclear wessels. Nu cle ar.....Wessels...." "Tank! I need a program for a TM Warthog!" [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Virtual Thunderbirds, LLC | Sponsored by Thrustmaster Thermaltake V9 SECC case | Corsair RM750 PSU | Asus ROG Ranger VIII | Intel i7 6700K | 16GB 3000mhz RAM | EVGA GTX 980Ti FTW | TrackIR 4 w/ pro clip | TM HOTAS Warthog | TM MFD Cougar Pack | Win 10 x64 |
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