Badass of the Week: The A-10C

[KaspeR32]

My girlfriend found this and thought I'd like it. Turns out I did. Quite the laugh. haha.

 

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/warthog.html

 

Language is a little harsh so if you're not into that kind of thing, don't read it.

 

 

Here's a bit of it:

 

"It's not flashy, it's not super-fast, it's not going to do like twenty barrel rolls just to try and prove to you how huge it's cock is... it just shows up, ****s everyone's shit up, and goes home."

 

"Have you ever seen a warthog before? It ain't pretty. This is not a graceful or elegant creature. It's a ****ing angry pig that roots around in shit all day and gores lesser creatures to death with it's giant goddamned awkward tusks."

 

 

[Madone]

XD that's very harsh but it's all the truth :yes:

[pewbeef]

haha liked this quote:

 

"...it just shows up, ****s everyone's shit up, and goes home."

[bradleyjs]

Good one! I ROFL'd when I read this...thx

[ENO]

"...can survive having a 2002 VW Beetle launched at it at extremely high velocity by a Russian-made Volkswagen Cannon..."

 

This was my personal fav. Somewhat lacking in grace but the dude makes a point lol.

[pixelpilot]

"can take more punishment than an entire farm full of disobedient donkeys"

 

"missiles shaped like those giant oversized boxing gloves from the cartoons which give enemy commanders the middle finger before punching them in the balls and then detonating with enough force to create a volcanic eruption on Mars."

 

these lines crippled me, tooo funny!

[ttaylor0024]

That's probably the best article I have ever read. I love it!

[Leysard]

Great stuff

[Fakum]

Thanks for that,, awsum!

[Mac10]

Man thats as funny as Osama getting one striaght through the eye ball .... good stuff.

[Devrim]

By the way I like this.

 

 

Must create a skin with this immediately. :)

[Jona33]

That's awesome!

[jackbauerisdead]

for all we know a 9 year old kid somewhere might have written this..hehe

[Cali]

Lol, awesome read, thx!