"I am an American and do not speak you language. I need food, shelter and assistance. I am somehow involved in bombing you, spying on you, or helping others hurt you, but now that I am alone and helpless, I will not harm you, I bear no malice towards your people. If you will help me, you will be rewarded in the amount of one Dollar; I hear that is lots of money for you people, but I will try to trick you into accepting Canadian."
:D