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monotwix

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  1. Some time in Zulu 2011 B,C
  2. Colourful.
  3. StrongHarm, are you in range to shoot Peyoteros without killing BiPod?
  4. “Gorgeous” Dears Get your drinks n smokes ready this is …..realy good.
  5. As Administrator I’d plug em into Lua run away for a bit.
  6. One of those robots is for sale. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/robosapien-rs-media-mini-projector-/270692979908?pt=UK_ToysGames_RadioControlled_JN&hash=item3f068f14c4
  7. Dear Mister Viper, I understand that you are sugar puff and sweet loly etc. In a strait way. U have the ability to go to the uni and crack some jokes for free.
  8. Thank you, I always wanted a pusy hole to do the time keeping.
  9. I wonder if Goths can navigate at night without a compass. IRS Haaarrrrr.
  10. ^ That’s alright, looks like his mechanic knows what he’s doing and that is ‘BP oil for all’ makes it go faster.
  11. If your second glass is half full, you can call it venison.
  12. That’s how you keep your self warm.
  13. Thank you DPS for all your creativity, I don’t think Santa is quite dead yet, look at him laying there with his head movements. Why don’t you have a cupper or a jug of beer and finishim off. I’m not taking a blame for the encouragement though, who knows what’s on your mind. Perhaps the magic mystery as Santa its self.
  14. Only black beard Santas are left and they can’t refund those, only recycle them.
  15. Deaf as well?
  16. I’d say let him fight for democracy! And global warming.
  17. WTF is the correct acronym when it comes to understanding every thing
  18. I can understand the animal instinct to hunt Santa but they don’t grow on trees, so please understand that it’s very very pressures DNA.
  19. Perhaps Santa wasn’t being shot at, could it be one of deer blew up followed by the parachute failure? Or cloud it be: 1) Drink flying 2) Chimney overshot 3) Hash cloud 4) TNT gift 5) DPS present
  20. In a car I can stop before a zebra crossing but the people who run across a treadmill should plan their journey as well.
  21. So we’re not the best pilots bla,bla… but if wee were, we’d drink all the Carlsberg in the world right? Now look at this f*****g lot making the f*****g progress.
  22. There’s always the first time for every thing. I remember cracking my ribs falling, ouch. Didn’t I get the pieces of my ass to show this strait forwardly?
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