HRZ Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I would like to apply for a position of a BS beta tester. Here is the form I filled from the main site, I hope ED will at least consider it: Black Shark™ beta tester application form (please fill in ALL the required fields!): Name: Barica Last Name: Sirotanovich Sex: Yes please. Any police record: Yeah, I gotta quite a collection. Always been a fan. Do you do drugs? No. Should I? Age: My eyesight is 20/20 Do you have eyesight problems? 27. Your previous MP experiences: Quake1, Quake2, Quake3, Quake4, Unreal, Unreal Tournament, Unreal Torunament 2001-2004, Counterstrike, Soldier of Fortune & Deer Hunter. Can you keep secrets? You can trust me. I would never leak anything from BS, nor would I post unauthorized screenshots, videos or talk about the swiss bank accounts you provide for your members. Explain why do you want to become a part of our team: Well, to be honest, I was always a helping person and a teamplayer. I would like to be a part of this winning team, help this game thru its development phases and contribute with my wast MP experience. Contact email: h4x0r_torrents06@warez.com
Pilotasso Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 ED has filled its ranks along time ago. Dont get this the wrong way, but I could easely pick up at least 20 well known people on these boards who would want it and stand in the list before you. People who had contributed actively modding for the community would be first to enter, and you have no curriculum with this game. So start working for it ;) , but the chances of admition are still slim unless a large number of the current testers leave. .
192nd_Erdem Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 ED has filled its ranks along time ago. Dont get this the wrong way, but I could easely pick up at least 20 well known people on these boards who would want it and stand in the list before you. People who had contributed actively modding for the community would be first to enter, and you have no curriculum with this game. So start working for it ;) , but the chances of admition are still slim unless a large number of the current testers leave. LOL Did you even read his post?
nscode Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 ..something.. Pi, did you read what he wrote in the form.... at all :D :smilewink: Never forget that World War III was not Cold for most of us.
Witchking Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 lmao. :D quote: sex: yes, please..... WOW...nice. :D WHISPR | Intel I7 5930K | Nvidia GTX980 4GB GDDR5 | 16GB DDR4 | Intel 730 series 512GB SSD | Thrustmaster WARTHOG | CH Pro Pedals | TrackIR4 pro | |A-10C|BS2 |CA|P-51 MUSTANG|UH-1H HUEY|MI-8 MTV2 |FC3|F5E|M2000C|AJS-37|FW190|BF 109K|Mig21|A-10:SSC,EWC|L-39|NEVADA|
Force_Feedback Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 lmao. :D quote: sex: yes, please..... WOW...nice. :D Soo Austin Powers :lol: Great thread to keep us busy, and stop us from going insane Creedence Clearwater Revival:worthy:
Pilotasso Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 you all failed to see it: the aplication is a reverse psicology method to get in. :) .
Force_Feedback Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 you all failed to see it: the aplication is a reverse psicology method to get in. :) I say an attempt to entertain us, but perhaps a bit of that as well. Gonna try that with a real job application :p See if they would think I'm a moron, oh wait, they do anyway, cool, no need to write it then. Creedence Clearwater Revival:worthy:
nscode Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 you all failed to see it: the aplication is a reverse psicology method to get in. :) actually, we wanted you to think we didn't think of that :P Never forget that World War III was not Cold for most of us.
4c Hajduk Veljko Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 HRZ, Now I know what to answer when asked about my sex! :clap_2: Thermaltake Kandalf LCS | Gigabyte GA-X58A-UD3R | Etasis ET750 (850W Max) | i7-920 OC to 4.0 GHz | Gigabyte HD5850 | OCZ Gold 6GB DDR3 2000 | 2 X 30GB OCZ Vertex SSD in RAID 0 | ASUS VW266H 25.5" | LG Blue Ray 10X burner | TIR 5 | Saitek X-52 Pro | Logitech G930 | Saitek Pro flight rudder pedals | Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
hitman Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Any police record: Yeah, I gotta quite a collection. Always been a fan. Do you do drugs? No. Should I? Age: My eyesight is 20/20 Do you have eyesight problems? 27. Contact email: h4x0r_torrents06@warez.com The Police suck. Shame on you. Wish my age was 20/20...I can go back to smoking pot again...and Id kill for 27 eyesight. Stupid glass eyeball...
hitman Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I say an attempt to entertain us, but perhaps a bit of that as well. Gonna try that with a real job application :p See if they would think I'm a moron, oh wait, they do anyway, cool, no need to write it then. Someone actually did just that at a McDonalds out here, sayin stupid stuff like "8 an hour and Ill sit around and look stupid all day", have you ever shown up late "Dont bother me this morning cuz Im sleeping in"...and the kid got a job as a manager. This aint BS either. Dallas Tx. Mcdonalds will hire ANYONE.
HRZ Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 Guys, I just got the reply..damn: RE:Black Shark™ beta tester application form Dear Barica, we have decided to reject your application form and accept Pilotasso's. He has actually written a 25 page essay trying to beat your every argument using the Reverse Psychology method, which has proven to be quite complex and very hard to understand, which eventually, impressed our CEO and therefore we decided in his favor. Please try again in 5 years! Best regards, ED development team
Guest denneym1 Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Please try again in 5 years....well, that confirms our suspicions about when ED was going to get off thier butts and finish this sim so it can be released. Look at the bright side though, your kids may have a good time with this sim.....someday. MD
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