Funny stuff ?!!

[celticcoho]

Disgusting and stupid:noexpression:. -1

 

I Agree -1, Cow, you like it, is it your life??? None of it funny to me, Sorry:cry:

[Eight Ball]

I Agree -1, Cow, you like it, is it your life??? None of it funny to me, Sorry:cry:

 

What ? How can you come to the conclusion that this is my life simply because I said I loved that video ?

 

FYI, no it's not my life, I'm a cook, working between 12 and 18 hours a day, 5 or 6 days a week.

 

I love the vid because it's well done, clearly exagerated. Damn some of you can spend hours looking a people getting killed. Posting vid of imbeded cam showing houses and people being blown up, picturing death and pain, just like if it was a Disney vid. Only commenting about how badass that explosion looked like and how awesome it would be to have that ingame

And I'm the one who has a problem simply because I like a humoristic video showing a drunk guy ?

Edited April 6, 2011 by Eight Ball

[celticcoho]

What ? How can you come to the conclusion that this is my life simply because I said I loved that video ?

 

FYI, no it's not my life, I'm a cook, working between 12 and 18 hours a day, 5 or 6 days a week.

 

I love the vid because it's well done, clearly exagerated. Damn some of you can spend hours looking a people getting killed. Posting vid of imbeded cam showing houses and people being blown up, picturing death and pain, just like if it was a Disney vid. Only commenting about how badass that explosion looked like and how awesome it would be to have that ingame

And I'm the one who has a problem simply because I like a humoristic video showing a drunk guy ?

No offense meant, I do not like to see people killed or blown up, nor so addicted that they lose their control, I apoligize... Just see no Humor at all. Humanity at it's worst is not Funny,,,Sorry Cow!!!:( I have seen All of it in REAL LIFE, So it is not a Joke for me..Veteran Here.. Cheers... Enjoy as you like, No Worries...Jim

Edited April 7, 2011 by celticcoho

[Eight Ball]

Cheers, let's just forget about that ;)

[joey45]

http://www.chilloutzone.net/video/ein-ganz-normaler-sonntagmorgen.html

 

WARNING GENITAL PARTS INCLUDED

 

Hope its not posted Twice

:)

 

EPIC.

[celticcoho]

Cheers, let's just forget about that ;)

We are all Good, Sorry to rain on your parade....TY For at least responding!! Sure others will have a Hay Day with it all. I am Done, TY COW....:thumbup: Tried to Rep you for being Honest, Site would not let me, Sorry again!!!

Edited April 7, 2011 by celticcoho

[bumfire]

Hahahahahahahaaa, typical saturday night here :)

 

And in the rest of the Uk by the looks of all the cop programmes on TV nowadays.

[hassata]

I'm sure you guys already know, but it's a parody of the excellent Prodigy vid of Smack My B*tch Up with the surprise ending.

 

Edit: Link removed b/c most definitely NSFW.

Edited April 7, 2011 by hassata

[bumfire]

Yea, SMBU is a great video and song :)

[zakobi]

[asparagin]

^^ I'm afraid uncertainty is the best you can get :music_whistling:

Cool pic!

[Antartis]

:megalol:

[topol-m]

:megalol::helpsmilie::lol:

 

[hassata]

:megalol:

Funny, because it's true :D.

 

Pease tell me this was an April Fool's gag:

http://www.tradershuddle.com/20110404195583/Press-Releases/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-is-Back…-Stan-Lee-Comics-Joins-Forces-With-Worldwide-Icon-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-To-Introduce-An-Epic-New-Animated-Action-Comedy-Superhero-Series.html

[Yuya6104]

Darth Vader recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljFfL-mL70

 

Yoda recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdcJVuylmsM&feature=channel_video_title

[asparagin]

This is Awesome:

 

[zakobi]

Rules of the air

 

Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

 

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

 

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

 

It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.

 

The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

 

The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.

 

When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.

 

A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

 

Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.

 

You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.

 

The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.

 

Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.

 

Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.

 

Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made.

 

There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.

 

You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

 

Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

 

If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all you can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.

 

In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.

 

Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

 

It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible.

 

Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

 

Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal.

 

The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago.

 

:D

[Tez]

Got the following from friend of mine. Somebody has cracked the crack. Or he has got closer to it.

Paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of

a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the

reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is

frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I

stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

 

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and

beat you with experience.

 

Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not

screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing

in a garage makes you a car.

 

Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

 

Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear

bright until you hear them speak.

 

Ø If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

 

Ø We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

 

Ø War does not determine who is right -- only who is left.

 

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in

a fruit salad.

 

Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

 

Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a

train stops. My desk is a work station.

 

Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a

whole box to start a campfire?

 

Ø Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but

you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

 

Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street

with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.

 

Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a

successful man is usually another woman.

 

Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

 

Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way

that you will look forward to the trip.

 

Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if

you wish they were.

 

Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

 

Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured

by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

 

Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

 

Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

 

 

 

 

 

Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 

Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

 

Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

Ø One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

Freedom for Schrodinger's cat!!!

[hassata]

Kleptomaniacs every last one of them

 

This is Awesome

 

 

 

d5mK7dzyUkM

[Demokrator]

I'm Audi fan, but after this ad I really wanted to buy "people's car":D

 

Best commercial ever so far!:)

[zakobi]

 

:D

[Lucas_From_Hell]

WWII for dummies :D

 

[Lucas_From_Hell]

:megalol:

 

 

AWESOME website, found it from a friend :D: http://www.fubiz.net/2011/03/30/dear-blank-please-blank/

[hassata]

^:D

 

This is hiiii-larious:

http://blogs.computerworld.com/18131/intelligence_agencies_hunting_for_terrorists_in_world_of_warcraft

 

 

Michael J. Fox not welcome in China:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1376771/Great-Scott-China-bans-time-travel-cinema-TV.html

Edited April 15, 2011 by hassata

[Dripc]

:D