celticcoho Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 Disgusting and stupid:noexpression:. -1 I Agree -1, Cow, you like it, is it your life??? None of it funny to me, Sorry:cry: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]Celticcoho (OriginFreedom) WIN 7 64 bit, I7975 at 3.6ghz,X58 Classified 3 Mobo, 6gb Corsair 2000 ram, 2 ea ATI 5870 Eyefinity 6 2gb's , 27" Ultra Sharp,(main view), 3 23"touch screens , Tm Warthog, Saitek Combat Pedals Track IR 5,:D JIM.:book:
Eight Ball Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 (edited) I Agree -1, Cow, you like it, is it your life??? None of it funny to me, Sorry:cry: What ? How can you come to the conclusion that this is my life simply because I said I loved that video ? FYI, no it's not my life, I'm a cook, working between 12 and 18 hours a day, 5 or 6 days a week. I love the vid because it's well done, clearly exagerated. Damn some of you can spend hours looking a people getting killed. Posting vid of imbeded cam showing houses and people being blown up, picturing death and pain, just like if it was a Disney vid. Only commenting about how badass that explosion looked like and how awesome it would be to have that ingame And I'm the one who has a problem simply because I like a humoristic video showing a drunk guy ? Edited April 6, 2011 by Eight Ball Find The Links To All My Mods And Liveries Here (in the gallery)
celticcoho Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 (edited) What ? How can you come to the conclusion that this is my life simply because I said I loved that video ? FYI, no it's not my life, I'm a cook, working between 12 and 18 hours a day, 5 or 6 days a week. I love the vid because it's well done, clearly exagerated. Damn some of you can spend hours looking a people getting killed. Posting vid of imbeded cam showing houses and people being blown up, picturing death and pain, just like if it was a Disney vid. Only commenting about how badass that explosion looked like and how awesome it would be to have that ingame And I'm the one who has a problem simply because I like a humoristic video showing a drunk guy ? No offense meant, I do not like to see people killed or blown up, nor so addicted that they lose their control, I apoligize... Just see no Humor at all. Humanity at it's worst is not Funny,,,Sorry Cow!!!:( I have seen All of it in REAL LIFE, So it is not a Joke for me..Veteran Here.. Cheers... Enjoy as you like, No Worries...Jim Edited April 7, 2011 by celticcoho [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]Celticcoho (OriginFreedom) WIN 7 64 bit, I7975 at 3.6ghz,X58 Classified 3 Mobo, 6gb Corsair 2000 ram, 2 ea ATI 5870 Eyefinity 6 2gb's , 27" Ultra Sharp,(main view), 3 23"touch screens , Tm Warthog, Saitek Combat Pedals Track IR 5,:D JIM.:book:
Eight Ball Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Cheers, let's just forget about that ;) Find The Links To All My Mods And Liveries Here (in the gallery)
joey45 Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 http://www.chilloutzone.net/video/ein-ganz-normaler-sonntagmorgen.html WARNING GENITAL PARTS INCLUDED Hope its not posted Twice :) EPIC. The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, here on the ED forums at 3 'o' clock in the morning, with my reputation. Are they mad.." https://ko-fi.com/joey45
celticcoho Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 (edited) Cheers, let's just forget about that ;) We are all Good, Sorry to rain on your parade....TY For at least responding!! Sure others will have a Hay Day with it all. I am Done, TY COW....:thumbup: Tried to Rep you for being Honest, Site would not let me, Sorry again!!! Edited April 7, 2011 by celticcoho [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]Celticcoho (OriginFreedom) WIN 7 64 bit, I7975 at 3.6ghz,X58 Classified 3 Mobo, 6gb Corsair 2000 ram, 2 ea ATI 5870 Eyefinity 6 2gb's , 27" Ultra Sharp,(main view), 3 23"touch screens , Tm Warthog, Saitek Combat Pedals Track IR 5,:D JIM.:book:
bumfire Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 Hahahahahahahaaa, typical saturday night here :) And in the rest of the Uk by the looks of all the cop programmes on TV nowadays.
hassata Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 (edited) I'm sure you guys already know, but it's a parody of the excellent Prodigy vid of Smack My B*tch Up with the surprise ending. Edit: Link removed b/c most definitely NSFW. Edited April 7, 2011 by hassata [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
asparagin Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 ^^ I'm afraid uncertainty is the best you can get :music_whistling: Cool pic! Spoiler AMD Ryzen 9 5900X, MSI MEG X570 UNIFY (AM4, AMD X570, ATX), Noctua NH-DH14, EVGA GeForce RTX 3070 Ti XC3 ULTRA, Seasonic Focus PX (850W), Kingston HyperX 240GB, Samsung 970 EVO Plus (1000GB, M.2 2280), 32GB G.Skill Trident Z Neo DDR4-3600 DIMM CL16, Cooler Master 932 HAF, Samsung Odyssey G5; 34", Win 10 X64 Pro, Track IR, TM Warthog, TM MFDs, Saitek Pro Flight Rudders
Antartis Posted April 7, 2011 Posted April 7, 2011 :megalol: Asus Prime Z-370-A Intel core I7-8700K 3.70Ghz Ram g.skill f4-3200c16d 32gb Evga rtx 2070 Ssd samgung 960 evo m.2 500gb Syria, Nevada, Persian Gulf, Normandy 1944 Combined Arms A-10C, Mirage-2000C, F-16C, FC3 Spitfire LF Mk. IX UH-1H, Gazelle
hassata Posted April 8, 2011 Posted April 8, 2011 :megalol: Funny, because it's true :D. Pease tell me this was an April Fool's gag: http://www.tradershuddle.com/20110404195583/Press-Releases/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-is-Back…-Stan-Lee-Comics-Joins-Forces-With-Worldwide-Icon-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-To-Introduce-An-Epic-New-Animated-Action-Comedy-Superhero-Series.html [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Yuya6104 Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Darth Vader recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljFfL-mL70 Yoda recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdcJVuylmsM&feature=channel_video_title
asparagin Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 This is Awesome: Spoiler AMD Ryzen 9 5900X, MSI MEG X570 UNIFY (AM4, AMD X570, ATX), Noctua NH-DH14, EVGA GeForce RTX 3070 Ti XC3 ULTRA, Seasonic Focus PX (850W), Kingston HyperX 240GB, Samsung 970 EVO Plus (1000GB, M.2 2280), 32GB G.Skill Trident Z Neo DDR4-3600 DIMM CL16, Cooler Master 932 HAF, Samsung Odyssey G5; 34", Win 10 X64 Pro, Track IR, TM Warthog, TM MFDs, Saitek Pro Flight Rudders
zakobi Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Rules of the air Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them. If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all you can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago. :D
Tez Posted April 12, 2011 Posted April 12, 2011 Got the following from friend of mine. Somebody has cracked the crack. Or he has got closer to it. Paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Ø If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. Ø We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. Ø War does not determine who is right -- only who is left. Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station. Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Ø Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy. Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid. Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Ø One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching. Freedom for Schrodinger's cat!!! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] =653=Tez
hassata Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 Kleptomaniacs every last one of them This is Awesome d5mK7dzyUkM [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
Demokrator Posted April 13, 2011 Posted April 13, 2011 I'm Audi fan, but after this ad I really wanted to buy "people's car":D Best commercial ever so far!:)
Lucas_From_Hell Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 :megalol: AWESOME website, found it from a friend :D: http://www.fubiz.net/2011/03/30/dear-blank-please-blank/
hassata Posted April 14, 2011 Posted April 14, 2011 (edited) ^:D This is hiiii-larious: http://blogs.computerworld.com/18131/intelligence_agencies_hunting_for_terrorists_in_world_of_warcraft Michael J. Fox not welcome in China: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1376771/Great-Scott-China-bans-time-travel-cinema-TV.html Edited April 15, 2011 by hassata [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
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