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I think "warthog" is a quite good name for the A-10 :D - ugly as hell, but it's got balls.

 

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Over 30?

 

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious moaning about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda.....

 

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

 

You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!

 

There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

 

 

Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass. Nowhere was safe!

 

There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig?

 

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

 

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

 

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!

 

There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!

 

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

 

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!

 

Regards,

 

The Over 30 Crowd

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...you spoiled little rat-bastards!

 

 

LMAO :laugh: Very nice read! You are right of course. But take it this way: for the little bastards that are not even born it will be much easier than it is now for us. Unless we do something about it and make it worse for them. :furious: Like a global nuclear war or absolute environment contamination. Muhahaha take that you little mutant unborn rats! :evil:

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"Real Street Fighter bonus stage" :lol: To those who are not familiar with Street Fighter series - these are one of the most popular fighting game series, basically foundation of this genre (the latest edition Super Street Fighter 4 coming out in 2010). So some of them got this bonus stage where you destroy a car with your character. Now check the real bonus stage: :D

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n_9Nd9bhco

 

0:44; 0:55 :laugh:

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Don't know if this has already been posted but I literally ROFL on this one:

 

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The Bachelor and his Cat

A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe.

Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.

A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed.

His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"

In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend,

whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually?

You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message

'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written,

'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."

After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip.

A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend.

It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today."

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Don't know if this has already been posted but I literally ROFL on this one:

 

 

:lol: BTW I wonder who`s the bigger noob the deer or the hunter not being able to hit it from point blank :doh:

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:lol: BTW I wonder who`s the bigger noob the deer or the hunter not being able to hit it from point blank :doh:

 

LOL - yeah, I wondered about that as well. :doh:

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Labrador greeting ;)

 

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Labrador greeting ;)

 

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wth??? shes actually liking it???

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