Pilotasso Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 (edited) Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris memorized Pi... Every single Digit Chuck Norris orderd the Big Mac at Burger King and got one Chuck Norris Can kill two stones with one bird Chuck Norris does a push-up. He doesnt go up, th Earth goes down. chuck norris can divide by zero Once chuck norris visited the virgin islands. Now its just the islands chuck norris sleeps with the light on not bcuz hes afraid of the dark but bcuz the dark is afraid of him when chuck norris falls in water, he doesnt get wet; water gets chuck norred. chuck norris invented the hamburger by throwing a cow at a chain fence chuck norris doesn't need a watch he just decides what time it is" chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad. when chuck norris looks at the sun, the sun goes blind. A snake once bit Chuck. After five days of extreme pain... The snake died. When Chuck Norris washed his hair with Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm!! Chuck Noris Died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper doesn't have the courage to tell him. The Only time chuck norris was wrong was when he thouhgt he was wrong Chuck norris can speak braile Edited January 15, 2009 by Pilotasso .
104th_Crunch Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Now if I could only fly Lock On like Chuch Norris would fly Lock On :)
Pilotasso Posted January 15, 2009 Author Posted January 15, 2009 A few more LOL! Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pi$$es The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris" is imprinted beneath the surface of China If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker. Chuck Norris can open beer cans with his teeth. He still prefers to use other people's teeth, though. Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Chuck Norris. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine. Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take $hit from anyone Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you". Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from actual cowboys .
Pilotasso Posted January 16, 2009 Author Posted January 16, 2009 Chuck Norris once landed his F-16 verticaly on its tailpipe after loosing both wings :D .
Shaman Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Chuck Norris blinks faster then your fastest ECM script! ;) 51PVO Founding member (DEC2007-) 100KIAP Founding member (DEC2018-) :: Shaman aka [100☭] Shamansky tail# 44 or 444 [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] 100KIAP Regiment Early Warning & Control officer
hitman Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. Its too bad that Chuck Norris has never cried. EVER.
mvsgas Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 (edited) Godsmack from Multivipers just show me this. http://www.nochucknorris.com/ to funny:megalol: P.S. Sorry I can not resist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA Edited January 16, 2009 by mvsgas To whom it may concern, I am an idiot, unfortunately for the world, I have a internet connection and a fondness for beer....apologies for that. Thank you for you patience. Many people don't want the truth, they want constant reassurance that whatever misconception/fallacies they believe in are true..
monotwix Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 When Chuck Norrice has a nerves brake down the nerves run away from him and than he catches them one by one and blends them together and then one of the nerves would say to him well done m8 that’s lovely take a brake and his like no thanks it‘s broken. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
Pilotasso Posted January 17, 2009 Author Posted January 17, 2009 Cuck Norris also landed an airliner in the hudson river with 154 passengers. The difference is that it took 9 months to retreive the plane from the bottom and there were 308 survivors! :D .
leafer Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 When Chuck Noris went to get baptized the water said ef this and dried up. When Chuck Noris was a teenager his pimples jumped off his face to comit suicide. ED have been taking my money since 1995. :P
Vekkinho Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 When Chuck finds You make sure it happens in the toilet as he'll scare the schyte out of you! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
wed Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Technoviking can kill Chuck Norris! http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=RGRs8PyqKKs
thereminqblank Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 The main export of Chuck Norris is pain... "Unholy Roller" [sIGPIC]http://www.digitalcombatsimulator.com/images/userbars/A-10C_UserBar_01.gif[/sIGPIC]
PoleCat Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Chuck Norris? meh http://www.104thphoenix.com/
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