Pikey Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 ...you sign up to the forum just to reply to the "You know when it's time to take a break from DCS A10-C when.." post. This thread is full of win. But there is an assumption that you can have too much DCS A-10, which i'm not convinced by reading the answers is possible. ___________________________________________________________________________ SIMPLE SCENERY SAVING * SIMPLE GROUP SAVING * SIMPLE STATIC SAVING *
mic1184 Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 ...when you download 15 GB Terminator Salvation Director's Cut in 1080p just to watch the A-10 scene and delete it afterwards [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] MB: DFI Lanparty UT P35-T2R CPU: Core 2 Quad Q6600 G0 @ 3,6 GHz @ 1,328V VGA: MSI GTX460 HAWK @ 850/1700/1000 MHz MFCD: Eizo S2231 22" S-PVA RAM: A-Data Vitesta 2 x 2048 MB @ 960 MHz FLT EQPM: Saitek X-52 Pro, TrackIR 5
John1606687966 Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 When you spend $2.6k on a cockpit for just one game... :pilotfly:
WRFirefox Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 ....when you order Airforce-Patches of Spangdahlem in Korea with your Nickname and have to explain your wife, why she should stick them on your buissenes cloth.....
docehrenhoefer Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 . ...you wish you could make jokes in this thread about YOUR wife wanting sex and you rather playing A-10C, while you play A-10C and your wife doesnt want sex :megalol: This made my day. Well, I think every father of two daughters in the age of 3 years and 3 month will agree that the wife does not want sex because she is tired of being waked up 3 times a night and feed the baby, and that the father plays DCS A-10 rather than have sex because three female persons in a household is expensive enough. :huh:
WRFirefox Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 :megalol: This made my day. Well, I think every father of two daughters in the age of 3 years and 3 month will agree that the wife does not want sex because she is tired of being waked up 3 times a night and feed the baby, and that the father plays DCS A-10 rather than have sex because three female persons in a household is expensive enough. :huh: .....you are a lucky-one - with two sons 4 and 12 years the time on the PC is limited and my wife want also play with my stick-------:music_whistling:
StrongHarm Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 When you try to trim rudder.. on your truck because the tires are out of alignment. THEN you get pissed because after realizing you have no rudder trim on your truck, you look over your shoulder to see if there's stabilizer damage... THEN you wonder about your sanity because you believe you can take it just a little further before you take a break from DCS:A-10. It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
docehrenhoefer Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 When you are a physician like me, and you train your technicians to announce the next patient as "pappa alpha tango on 000 at 12, HOT". When the young, slim and cute technician turns around to leave the room, you look at her back and think "WHOT"!!! When the patient is one of the NOLs (nice old ladies) the likes to talk a lot, but nuttin about her medical problem, and you begin to search for an CMS to jam.... When you have to do a biopsy and search for the TGP.
sobek Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) When you have to do a biopsy and search for the TGP. Shouldn't you be looking for the flight data recorder in there? :D Edit: Oh shoot, you said biopsy and not autopsy. Edited January 27, 2011 by sobek Good, fast, cheap. Choose any two. Come let's eat grandpa! Use punctuation, save lives!
docehrenhoefer Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) Shouldn't you be looking for the flight data recorder in there? :D No. I might be slightly psychotic, but I can differenciate between real and virtual life. At least mostly. But breast cancer is dark in ultrasound against a light surrounding, so this reminds me of BHOT: "Hit that dark, mean insurgent!!!" Sobek: concerning your edit: In an autopsy I would search for BRRRRAAAAAINNNNSSS!! Harharharhar! :sly: Edited January 27, 2011 by docehrenhoefer
Sn8ke Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 You know you been playing DCS A-10C when...You have began wearing diapers so you don't have to press pause to use the bathroom, or you simply sit on a bed-pan while playing. Asus Prime Gaming Wifi7 // Intel 14900K @5.5GHz // 64Gb DDR5 6000MHz // 3090 RTX // 4TB Samsung NVME M.2
hog_driver111th Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 You know you been playing DCS A-10C when...You have began wearing diapers so you don't have to press pause to use the bathroom, or you simply sit on a bed-pan while playing. Or buy a piddle pack and your wife laughs at you. The one someone mentioned about the trackir clip is totally me. I've even answered the door a couple times with the clip on. People just look at me funny, so I look back at them annoyed saying "My jet is over enemy territory. Go away before I drop a JDAM on your ass"... then run back to my pit to keep flying. :joystick: A-10C - FC3 - CA - L-39 - UH1 - P-51 - Hawk - BS2 - F-86 - Gazelle - F-5E - AV8B - F/A-18C i5-4590 - GTX 1060 - Oculus CV1 - TM:Warthog [sIGPIC]http://forums.eagle.ru/signaturepics/sigpic9979_1.gif[/sIGPIC]
StrongHarm Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 Or buy a piddle pack and your wife laughs at you. The one someone mentioned about the trackir clip is totally me. I've even answered the door a couple times with the clip on. People just look at me funny, so I look back at them annoyed saying "My jet is over enemy territory. Go away before I drop a JDAM on your ass"... then run back to my pit to keep flying. :joystick: Break time! It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
docehrenhoefer Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 Do not want to imagine what happens in a pilots office when "shit happens"... Or is there a CCRP feature for dookie bombs?
StrongHarm Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 There are horror stories (especially from U-2 and SR-71 pilots) who had to relieve, but had to stay in the air for several hours. In almost every case they just let it fly (pun intended) and deal with the rash later... Now that's dedication to your task. I bet there's never been a financial analyst who was forced to do that... It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
evilnate Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 There are horror stories (especially from U-2 and SR-71 pilots) who had to relieve, but had to stay in the air for several hours. In almost every case they just let it fly (pun intended) and deal with the rash later... Now that's dedication to your task. I bet there's never been a financial analyst who was forced to do that... All the more reason why I suspect most future military AC will be unmanned. On topic: It's time to take a break when the lag from the gau8 is too much. :p
mic1184 Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 All the more reason why I suspect most future military AC will be unmanned. or they have a toilet installed like the Su-34 just hope co- or autopilot avoids neg G while using it [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] MB: DFI Lanparty UT P35-T2R CPU: Core 2 Quad Q6600 G0 @ 3,6 GHz @ 1,328V VGA: MSI GTX460 HAWK @ 850/1700/1000 MHz MFCD: Eizo S2231 22" S-PVA RAM: A-Data Vitesta 2 x 2048 MB @ 960 MHz FLT EQPM: Saitek X-52 Pro, TrackIR 5
PedroTheGoat Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 I know I need to take a break from DCS:A-10C because I check this forum about a dozen times a day to see if friggin' Beta 5 is out. It's getting really quite sad for this Goat.
-NFlight- Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_collection_device [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Win7 x64, Intel i7-970 6 Core, 12GB, ATI 5970, TrackIR 5 w/Clip, TM Warthog, Saitek Combat Pedals
StrongHarm Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_collection_device It's a urine bag with suction. There are some aircraft I've worked on that have "relief horns" under the seat. It's simply a funnel connected to a tube with suction created from the bleedair system, that's vented from the bottom of the aircraft. At altitude the urine dissipates before reaching the ground. We had a complaint from a pilot once that the relief tube was too short. One of our crazier ejection seat mechanics went out and found that the tube was wrapped around a bolt. He corrected it and came back into the hanger and wrote as corrective action "Performed opcheck.. not too short... checks 4.0 with enlisted c#$k". They were still laughing as they told him his punishment. It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
-Ice Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 When you make it to the end of a 20-page thread understanding all of it and laughing at most of it... And then you realize the time wasted in reading the thread could've been better spent playing. - Ice
bradleyjs Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 >>It's a urine bag with suction. There are some aircraft I've worked on that have "relief horns" under the seat. It's simply a funnel connected to a tube with suction created from the bleedair system, that's vented from the bottom of the aircraft. At altitude the urine dissipates before reaching the ground. On the OV-10A's we had Pilot Relief Tubes [same thing you're saying] - we never used them - it was dirty and nasty [no pecker going in there]... Always had a Piddle-Pack available if the time to relieve yourself was absolutely necessary. Alienware Area 51 R5 - Intel i9 7980XE (4.7 GHz), 32GB Dual Channel HyperX DDR4 XMP, Dual NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Ti Graphics 11GB GDDR5X SLI, 4.5 TB combo of SSDs/HDDs, Alienware 1500 Watt Multi-GPU Power Supply, Alienware 25” 240Hz Gaming Monitor, Alienware Pro Gaming Keyboard, TM HOTAS, TM Cougar F-16C MFDs, Saitek Pro Flight Rudder Pedals, TrackIR5, Win10 Pro x64
StrongHarm Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 On the OV-10A's we had Pilot Relief Tubes [same thing you're saying] - we never used them - it was dirty and nasty [no pecker going in there]... Always had a Piddle-Pack available if the time to relieve yourself was absolutely necessary. Army techs maintained the aircraft right? Hmm... no wonder! :megalol: It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
bradleyjs Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 USAF flew OV-10A's and USMC OV-10D's ... vintage 1960's Vietnam-era Turbo Props. Alienware Area 51 R5 - Intel i9 7980XE (4.7 GHz), 32GB Dual Channel HyperX DDR4 XMP, Dual NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Ti Graphics 11GB GDDR5X SLI, 4.5 TB combo of SSDs/HDDs, Alienware 1500 Watt Multi-GPU Power Supply, Alienware 25” 240Hz Gaming Monitor, Alienware Pro Gaming Keyboard, TM HOTAS, TM Cougar F-16C MFDs, Saitek Pro Flight Rudder Pedals, TrackIR5, Win10 Pro x64
StrongHarm Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 You go to the software downloads page and hit refresh repeatedly while you watch movies. Beta 6? No. Beta 6? No. Beta 6? 1 It's a good thing that this is Early Access and we've all volunteered to help test and enhance this work in progress... despite the frustrations inherent in the task with even the simplest of software... otherwise people might not understand that this incredibly complex unfinished module is unfinished. /light-hearted sarcasm
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